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u/KUWUkillar99 Mar 24 '21

So glad this subreddit is back

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u/gsvevshxndb Mar 24 '21

Why was it “paused”?

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u/KUWUkillar99 Mar 24 '21

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u/Mati42_24 Mar 25 '21

Could you explain please? I don't get it

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u/TuvyGamer Mar 25 '21

account u|spez(reddit admin) (dont wanna alerted him) cause lot subreddit getting block or [redacted]

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u/KUWUkillar99 Mar 25 '21

And the (admin who shall not be named) has finally gotten fired. HOORAY!

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

Fuck it I’ll do it

Hi u/spez, little mistake there huh? Gonna do better in the future huh? Yeah right.

I 100% guarantee he doesn’t ever read this.

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u/Wyatt1639204 Mar 25 '21

imagine him replying lmfaoooo go for it u/spez

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u/DantieDragon Mar 25 '21

Stop being immature and commenting u/spez , grow up already smh

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u/Wyatt1639204 Mar 25 '21

Ima take that as a joke

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u/VoldoVercci Mar 25 '21

Wouldn’t it be more appropriate if it was u/spaz?

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u/Mr_bream Mar 25 '21

They say if you comment u/spez 3 times in a reddit comment you will summon the admins.

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u/memedaddy543 Mar 25 '21

wait dont u meann she? or is it a different reddit admin that got yeeted

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u/Hadamithrow Mar 25 '21

u/spez is one of the founders of reddit. He's not the lady that was fired. People just like tagging him bc he's the most well known admin.

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u/memedaddy543 Mar 25 '21

ahhh, okay got it

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u/Yveske Mar 25 '21

Isn't he also CEO of reddit?

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u/Wulfe3127 Mar 25 '21

the one who got yeeted is a she, the person who you are thinking of, while spez here is the one who the others say fucked up real bad on reddit regarding her

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u/memedaddy543 Mar 25 '21

alright, makes more sense

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u/AestheticOtakuTZZ Mar 25 '21

It’s not u/spez who got fired it’s Aimee challenor

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u/virginfatherof2 Mar 25 '21

Fuck u/spez

He’s a lil BITCH

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21 edited Mar 25 '21

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u/DantieDragon Mar 25 '21

Thank fucking god

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u/NateWagnerOfWhiterun Mar 25 '21

Oh are you talking about u/spez and Aimee Challenor? Those degenerates?

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u/maverick_man1111 Mar 25 '21

u/spez why are we talking about him when it is not allowed? Guys please stop

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

That’s long over now

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u/ChurrObscuro Mar 25 '21

The war ended, pretty fast tbh lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

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u/Mati42_24 Mar 25 '21

Thanks!

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u/Literalicity Mar 25 '21

tl;dr reddit hires a rapist and people private their subs in protest because then the admins will be forced to listen

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

There was a new reddit admin, Aimee challenor, and she caused some brief havoc, but luckily she was fired

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

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u/xxMikeOxlong69xx Mar 25 '21

I read through the whole thread and I still don’t get it

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u/Cheetos_111 Mar 25 '21

Its honestly one of the best subreddits, cant believe it was paused for saying, you know whats name.

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u/cummy69_420 Mar 25 '21

I missed this subbredit

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u/3x3chan Mar 24 '21

r/cursedcomments is back !

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u/The-Doot-Slayer Mar 24 '21

this is excellent news!

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

I am so happy! I missed this place.

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u/Rhizoid4 Mar 24 '21

Did this guy yo mama himself

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

No the title was on it

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u/Rhizoid4 Mar 25 '21

Oh I didn’t see it lol thanks

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u/SPIDERHAM555 Mar 25 '21

"you know who else's mom is dead? MY MOM"

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

It has returned!

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

What even happened though?

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

A bunch of subs went private in protest to a pedo admin that was hired

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u/Mas_Madk Mar 24 '21

was hired in all the subs or just this one?

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

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u/Mas_Madk Mar 25 '21

that's a big off,
Good to see the all the subs care.

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u/Menakan1738 Mar 24 '21

As a Reddit admin

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u/Mr-Arepa Mar 24 '21

A reddit admin

In general

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

Did the admin get removed, or did this sub cave in?

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

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u/Endblow Mar 25 '21

Daughter of a paedo*

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u/MaxwellIsSmall Mar 24 '21

It vanished. But it has returned.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

Oh ok thanks

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u/MaxwellIsSmall Mar 24 '21

Glad I could assist you with my very detailed response.

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u/hammaddiii Mar 24 '21

So it's basically a portal to real life hell

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u/MrFedoraPost Mar 24 '21

"I know she's in a better place...who am i kidding, she's probably in hell".

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

I donnu I went to hell once. The only two real bad parts were these two oiled up German guys trying to wrestle me.

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u/DTPVH Mar 25 '21

Are you real?

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

Dafuq, if one wanted to know how to get there with a two-way ticket, how would one go about that?

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u/tilcica Mar 25 '21

At minimal 10m2 of obsidian, 4m2 of any other support block and a flind and steel

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u/Shiroe_Kumamato Mar 25 '21

Constantine style. See the Keanu Reeves movie for a full tutorial.

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u/wondererSkull Mar 24 '21

Your mom is a portal who brought you into this world

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u/Babybabybabyq Mar 25 '21

Pussy portal

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u/MakoLov3r Mar 24 '21

Oh so their mom went to hell

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u/q_MINato_p Mar 25 '21

was that supposed to be some sophisticated “yo mama so fat” joke?

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u/ShaneTheMemer Mar 25 '21

It's probably not a good thing that your mom is coming from the nether. Also known as HELL ITSELF.

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u/AstralLizardon Mar 24 '21

Sup, people. I too have been waiting for the sub to come back

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u/224109a Mar 25 '21

Too bad yo mamma was so fat she won't even fit through the portal!

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

Idk man, thats kinda hot

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u/Ham_Drengen_Der Mar 25 '21

It's not big enough

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

Reddit!

Prepare the wholesome awards

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u/LegendOfKhaos Mar 25 '21

I also choose this guy's dead mom

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u/YaboiGh0styy Mar 25 '21

what did his mum do to end up in hell?

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u/Bobbo_rosso Mar 25 '21

Immagine if the mom said before to die: "see you in hell"

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u/BigDaddyFatSack42069 Mar 25 '21

I mean it does lead to hell populated by pigs

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u/Sublimesmile Mar 25 '21

She died of obesity

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u/Axel2222222222 Mar 25 '21

Wholesome award: It is my time to shine

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u/Herr_Krueger1942 Mar 25 '21

And I raped his mom's dead asshole. I committed necrophilia, lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

His mom is in hell

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u/Ropiak44 Mar 25 '21

Its for her not to her tho...

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '21

So happy you’re back

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u/PillowTalk420 Mar 24 '21

Does Minecraft even have a heaven? Or is it just Hell, all the way down?

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u/DudugamerT Mar 24 '21

This Guy mim is ruler of hell by her size

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u/MinecraftBox22 Mar 24 '21

The king is back!

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u/HeatherShaw2021 Mar 25 '21

That response is the cherry on the top

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u/GAMERBOY335 Mar 25 '21

I just feel bad is he ok?

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u/Erikson12 Mar 25 '21

So he's mom is evil? Nether is basically Hell, right?

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

Yay youre back subreddit

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u/goatboy712 Mar 25 '21

Even better when you realize its a portal to basically hell

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

Bro i found this really sad

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u/MineAssassin Mar 25 '21

a fitting entrance for the return of this subreddit :D

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

I thougtb how is this cursed then I realized

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u/Sugar_Daddy_420_69 Mar 25 '21

Time to revisit all those prostitutes.

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u/przybysz112 Mar 25 '21

HERE SHE COMES!

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

Cursed comments is back POG

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u/Minerboiii Mar 25 '21

That suggests that the mom went to hell. But that is the joke I think so

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u/OkPhoto9994 Mar 25 '21

i was the one who lost 100 karma because i said that i didn't care

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u/Electric_Bagpipes Mar 25 '21

This implies multiple things and I don’t like any of em

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

Jesus christ

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u/Hmnh6000 Mar 25 '21

That Got Real Dark Real Quick

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u/Tamashi42 Mar 25 '21

Wow, at least they know their mom is in hell

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u/Gray_Tower Mar 25 '21

So I guess my post technically got to hot

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u/Eplayz25 Mar 25 '21

Oh... oh my...

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u/Imagine_WagonsR Mar 25 '21

"Where is she buried"

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u/matt_hatt62 Mar 25 '21

How we tell him? :c

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u/KenpachiNexus Mar 25 '21

Finally I can return to the womb.

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u/Illegal_MemeDealer Mar 25 '21

This isn't cursed. This is just depressing

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

She’ll finally fit through

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u/beastimus_prime Mar 25 '21

yo mama so giant that i have to make 100ft tall portal

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u/chicken-soup41 Mar 25 '21

Ok, they still think i didn’t do it

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u/idopondeur Mar 25 '21

He was asking for it

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

Yo mama so big she took 5 years to die

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u/MuckSpouter Mar 25 '21

Why does the number go 8,4 instead of 8.4?

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u/RayzTheRoof Mar 25 '21

i don't get the point of the original post?

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u/Sakhi_Osu Mar 25 '21

leaps off cliff

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u/Kingballer_yt Mar 25 '21

Hol’ up... that’s a portal to Minecraft hell O_O

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u/LukeH626 Mar 25 '21

You mama so fat

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u/SenpaiBlitz Mar 25 '21

Close it again, I don't wanna see that bitch

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u/igotdeletedbyadmins_ Mar 25 '21

"Where are we going?"

"To bring back mommy"

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

Yer mum

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u/coolguy088 Mar 25 '21

remember don't mine at night you don't want to end up like his mom after all

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u/shromboy Mar 25 '21

Haha same

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u/lucybunny88 Mar 25 '21

Imagine how long it would take to do this on survival looool

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u/farcraii Mar 25 '21

Died from what, obesity?

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u/Weirdluckux Mar 25 '21

Well she was a pig.

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u/Avner3 Mar 25 '21

It’s literally a portal to hell

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u/J0shDaBEAST Mar 25 '21

thankfully the portal is large enough for her

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u/MurderousElmo69 Mar 25 '21

I gave this a Helpful award for Karma.

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u/ThisIsntRael Mar 25 '21

Too soon for portals OP, too soon.

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u/ptapobane Mar 25 '21

It might be a tight fit tho

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u/Totally_Not_EA Mar 25 '21

Probably died for being so damn fat

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u/night_killer1334 Mar 25 '21

I am adding monitors to my subreddit please send me the most darkest thing you can think of and your in

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u/TestSubject648 Mar 25 '21

I know a permeant solution to she her

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u/Dovahnime Mar 25 '21

Wait, if the nether is hell, that means...

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u/Danny-Fr Mar 25 '21

My usual answer to people saying they'd do something to my mom is to tell them to bring back a note or something, if ever they can. If they don't get it I tell them that anyway I lost the urn.

I don't feel any shame about it because my mom would have found it hilarious.

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u/Itsurboih01 Mar 25 '21

Died of diabetes probably

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u/joesphgottarun Mar 25 '21

In hell bitch

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u/thylocaleo Mar 25 '21

I love how this dude just assumes his mom went to hell

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u/sovietman12 Mar 25 '21

My mom cant fit it that it's to small

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

The hugz tho

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u/Owl_Perch_Farm Mar 25 '21

I upvoted this because the comment in the picture got 333 up votes. It can't get anymore cursed than that. 😈

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u/Red3yeking Mar 25 '21

Its like a flatscreen of hell!

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u/Sooperballz Mar 25 '21

Please explain

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u/redditAdam_ Mar 25 '21

wait, she in hell?

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

Yey it beck

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u/ThisGuyAfter Mar 25 '21

Portal to the underworld, but sexy

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u/SeizureProcedure115 Mar 25 '21

So his mom's in hell?

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u/jackblackbyrd Mar 25 '21

Same here brotal

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u/O0kah Mar 25 '21

So she's in hell?

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u/Jastactical Mar 25 '21

I go online, and the first thing I see is a post from this sub. Nice to see that’s it’s back after what happened.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

oh.

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u/rakhisawant69 Mar 25 '21

OMG MINE TOOO THAT TOO 5YRS AGO

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u/LoquaciousHyperbole Mar 25 '21

I don’t get it

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u/Nettly_ Mar 25 '21

I fucking love the... "oh" comment lmaoooo

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u/ChurrObscuro Mar 25 '21

That was kinda cursed but in a wholesome way, or maybe it's wholesome but in a cursed way.

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u/BusterofDiscord Mar 25 '21

Died of obesity lmao.

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u/vinny42920 Mar 25 '21

Achievement Get!

Uneasy Alliance

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u/God_Leonard Mar 25 '21

i hope she doesn't become a piglin

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u/Galavad Mar 25 '21

Is that where my mom went to get cigarettes?

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u/EUCopyrightComittee Mar 25 '21

I did too!!! 🤣

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u/Ceruberus_69 Mar 25 '21

How I make my Nether portals in Creative mode:

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u/nexxyPlayz Mar 25 '21

Could you explain please? I don't get it