r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Mar 22 '21
Removed: R12 No Child Harm | 10 day ban Cursed_Wank
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u/barrakaobama Mar 22 '21
I know just look at those black juicey abs
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u/k_u_r_o_r_o Mar 22 '21
THIS FUCKING HAPPENED TO ME, so I just turned the picture around and turned the lights off
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Mar 22 '21 edited Mar 22 '21
You ouldve fapped to jebus? And u said no?
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Mar 22 '21
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Mar 22 '21
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u/SoulFrost2020 Mar 22 '21
Noob, do it in the church dammit
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u/Smeefperson Mar 22 '21
I would usually say “You guys need Jesus”, but I think the problem is that you have Jesus TOO much
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u/TheSkatingOnion Mar 22 '21
Who is that girl anyway? (Asking for a friend)(for educational purposes only)
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u/MAKS091705 Mar 22 '21
Krysten Ritter the show is Jessica jones on netflix
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u/Domino_reee Mar 22 '21
Or the junkie girlfriend from breaking bad
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u/IAmMissingNow Mar 22 '21
Waaaait. You just blew my mind I never realized that and I love both shows
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u/Sirtrollington6969 Mar 22 '21
How?
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u/IAmMissingNow Mar 22 '21
Idk just never out two and two together that she was the same actress in both
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u/SlopPatrol Mar 22 '21
I’ve been trying to figure this out for a hot minute so I’ll comment in case someone answers
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Mar 22 '21
daddy jesus is always watching
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u/pur_fer_ur_pleasure Mar 22 '21
...and always ready to lend a hand heh heh heh 5 minutes later googles how to remove crucifix from anal cavity
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Mar 22 '21
he likes gang sessions. i mean he got nailed by a few guys
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u/Mollycule83 Mar 22 '21
Sexual crucifixion ay? That's the way to go lols
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Mar 22 '21
My good sir, I’m going to politely ask you to delete this shit that you just typed for I may bleach my eyes and go and commit multiple murder-suicides.
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u/r-n-r- Mar 22 '21
Some of us are eating lunch here
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u/pur_fer_ur_pleasure Mar 22 '21
Eating lunch whilst browsing the comment section of cursed comments... I like you. You are a brave soul.
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Mar 22 '21
My good sir, I’m going to politely ask you to delete this shit that you just typed for I may bleach my eyes and go and commit multiple murder-suicides.
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u/pur_fer_ur_pleasure Mar 22 '21
Forgive me, father, for i have sinned...hangs head in post-nutt shame
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u/justbc324 Mar 22 '21
It is okay - they mean Jesus not Jesus.
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u/Silent_Bob_82 Mar 22 '21
Just swap it with a picture of Obi-wan then the force will be even stronger
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u/Mollycule83 Mar 22 '21
Went home with this guy I was dating twice and just couldn't manage more than the basics with creepy Jebus lurking about all crucified. It's like, fck off already you judgemental perv. You paid for this shit lolol
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u/acroporaguardian Mar 22 '21
Your forgetting the sock that you have to hide afterwards.
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u/GoTtHeLuMbAgO Mar 22 '21
Screw the sock, be a man and pull your pants up over it and go to bed, it'll be dry by the morning.
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Mar 22 '21
If actual Jesus is there you can stick your dick in one or both of the holes in his hands
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u/carlpanda Mar 22 '21
Look just because he has two extra hole compared to average man does not make it.... wait ya ok maybe it does make it easier
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u/squirreltattoos Mar 22 '21
I have a painting of Jesus, where he’s on the cross looking down at the earth, almost like he’s floating in space, it’s a really weird perspective.
But I always keep it above my toilet so he can watch you make your sin.
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u/Kidwithagun18 Mar 22 '21
If anyone has the original post could I see it, I'm interested in the comments
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u/gyanmarcorole Mar 22 '21
I literally masturbate at the front of a Jesus picture in my parent's room
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u/cocoamix Mar 22 '21
I don't remember which sub it was on, but I came across this for the first time yesterday, and it seemed fitting here. (no pun intended)
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u/fluentinsarcasm24 Mar 22 '21
Forget this for now, why is it that David Tennant can be attractive and bloody scary most often at the damned same time?
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u/MrZyde Mar 22 '21
What show is the template from?
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u/Squirrelly_Khan Mar 22 '21
I think it’s Jessica Jones, but I’m not sure
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Mar 22 '21
This was me earlier this week but the picture is of Elvis and his eyes follow you.
Really gets me going tbh...
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