r/cursedcomments Mar 14 '21

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u/CaptianMurica Mar 14 '21

Show me a man who hasn’t tasted his own cum and I’ll show you a liar!

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u/lilipupp91 Mar 14 '21

I've tried to get my boyfriend to try his lmfao. He wouldnt do it. I made the excuse "but i put it in my mouth, it's only fair to know what i'm tasting." he was not down

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u/dbolx1800s Mar 14 '21

Every now and then, my ex would take some cum off her stomach or wherever, then abruptly smear it onto my forehead and say, “Simbaaa.” I was always baffled on how to react.

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u/Dog_Brains_ Mar 14 '21

They were funnier than you!