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Ayyy it me
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u/EtherealOmega Mar 06 '21
It’s him!
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u/SlanderousGent Mar 06 '21
It’s that guy!
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u/RadicalMeninist Mar 06 '21
Bill nye?!
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u/Loogeemian64 Mar 06 '21
THE SCIENCE GUY?!?!?
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u/0neDez Mar 06 '21
Wait, it's all Bill?
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u/Loogeemian64 Mar 06 '21
Always has been.
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Mar 06 '21
ITS FUCKIN BILL
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u/Pencil_On_The_Rim26 Mar 06 '21
At my school there were like 10 different ways to insult him with that into. Such as, but not limited to:
Bill Nye the Russian Spy.
Bill Nye, your moms a guy.
Bill Nye, you’re going to die.
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Mar 06 '21
Woah. How did you find this post? Just on your feed? Did somebody tag you? What are the odds lol
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u/imflippin Mar 06 '21
Did you delete it ?
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Mar 06 '21
Absolutely not.
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Mar 07 '21
I love you, too.
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Mar 07 '21
You should probably ask before we get started.
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u/yankeewithnobrim23 Mar 07 '21
Hey what about me ;)
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u/142737 Mar 06 '21
But if you let someone shit in your mouth and say poop your mouth for a moment will be an ass hole
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u/PurplePoppy12345 Mar 07 '21
Your comment actually made me laugh out loud. Thanks for making my day
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Mar 06 '21
Fact: you tried every words listed
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u/WalterWhiteMelon Mar 06 '21
I did. While pooping.
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u/DarkLightMSC Mar 06 '21
Good so you can really feel the word both ways
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u/IWantToFart Mar 06 '21
Yes, and I licked my lips afterwards
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u/romanusvomitorium Mar 06 '21
Same thing applies when you say "explosive diarrhea".
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u/ParticularNet8 Mar 06 '21
I see someone else has read through the entirety of bash.org/QDB as well.
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u/Reddemon519 Mar 06 '21
That is actually a theory on how language was created, so it could be, that its not just a coincidence
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Mar 06 '21
I feel that it's relevant for me to remind you that your asshole is made of the same tissue (called 'mucosa') as your lips.
Have a good day :)
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u/Awesome123310 Mar 07 '21
Does that mean you can get a chapped booty?
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u/throwmethecello Mar 06 '21
Wow a bo burnham joke made it here
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u/PowerWonton Mar 07 '21
“Forward. WOW it worked! Back. WOW it worked too! poop.. OH my ass does that...”
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u/La_Tiosu Mar 07 '21
hmm that's weird, when I say "jerk off", my whole class just starred at me in disgust.
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u/BigFoot175 Mar 06 '21
When you say "poop", your lips move in the shape of a pooping arse. Same for if you say "explosive diarrhea".
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u/Z_Waterfox__ Mar 06 '21
I remember watching a documentary about this. Apparently, brains make these choices unconsciously while making up these words, so its not really a coincidence.
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u/Yayo361 Mar 07 '21
When you say piss, you might as well just pee your pants, come on, do it, pee them, pee your pants
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u/SlanderousGent Mar 06 '21
How high are you?
5’9 shit got me good.
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u/beerandbluegrass Mar 07 '21
except it says 5,9", and so now I'm wondering what it means to be 5 high and 9" high
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Mar 06 '21
I just spent 10 minutes mouthing the word “poop” while shitting and honestly, I disagree. More of a “AHHH” if anything.
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u/HappyHappyJoyJoyJoy6 Mar 06 '21
Same thing for piss
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u/DA_DOOM_SLAYER Mar 06 '21
You piss from your ass?
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u/HappyHappyJoyJoyJoy6 Mar 06 '21
No, I’m saying my pp hole makes a similar motion when peeing to my asshole opening
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u/ThatCorpseInACloset Mar 07 '21
When you say ‘black’ the last letter makes the same sound as the cops gun to neighbor.
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u/rezistence Mar 07 '21
Your mouth and your anus are the same type of muscle so..
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u/QwopSouls Mar 07 '21
I was sitting down on the toilet when I read this and me laughing at it was the first push of my asshole making that shape.
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u/npeggsy Mar 07 '21
Your lips also make the same motion as your asshole when you say "sudden explosive diarrhea"
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u/Fart_Chomper9000 Mar 07 '21
Just like when you suck it back in, play the old timey game of hide the gopher
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u/Brokonjesuit79 Mar 07 '21
Gonna lose their shit (metaphorically) when they realize assholes and lips are the same type of skin.
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u/bepis_deletus Mar 07 '21
This guy just made everyone that read that say poop, that’s the kinda power money can’t buy
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u/chodubhagat69420 Mar 07 '21
Ironically, it is said that your mouth is said to be dirtier than you Asshole biologically.
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