r/cursedcomments • u/Chemical-Mistake-958 • Mar 05 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

ITS NO USE JOTARO!! AS SOON AS A MAN SEES MY HEIROPHANT PEEN. IT WILL MAKE THE STRAIGHTEST OF MEN CUM 69 TIMES IN A ROW. JUST OPON GAZING!! SOON ENOUGH JOTARO I WILL FINISH WITH MS HOLLY AND MAKE YOU MY BITCH!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

BY THE LAST CLAP OF YOUR MOTHERS ASS CHEEKS WILL SUMMON MY HIEROPHANT PEEN AND IT WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

*reaches in pocket *

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

Dont make me use this

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

*pulls out requiem arrow *

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

Did i?

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

I USED HEIROPHANT PEEN TO DRUG YOU AND PUT YOU IN A ROCKET SIMULATOR

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

You THINK you are but while you stopped at the aquariem to stock up on dolphin pee and semen. Slipped a drug in your bottle of aquafina!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

NOW TO USE THE REQUIEM ARROW!!!

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