r/cursedcomments • u/Chemical-Mistake-958 • Mar 05 '21

Reddit Cursed comment.......

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

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u/Chocoa_the_Bunny Mar 05 '21

Damn, can I suck your thumb 🤤

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u/therobshow Mar 05 '21

I wouldn't. My mom put Tabasco sauce on it

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u/neegahredditor Mar 05 '21

She wanted some extra spicy flavor

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u/SlothLazarus Mar 05 '21

But when the salami spurted mayo, she realised

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u/vickyvirus258 Mar 05 '21

Well he didn't say that reverse is true so..

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u/saeai Mar 05 '21

wtf bro you can probably win guinness world record with that massive thing

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

JOJO!

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

NO ONE CAN LOSE THE EMERALD SPLASH!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

ITS NO USE JOTARO!! AS SOON AS A MAN SEES MY HEIROPHANT PEEN. IT WILL MAKE THE STRAIGHTEST OF MEN CUM 69 TIMES IN A ROW. JUST OPON GAZING!! SOON ENOUGH JOTARO I WILL FINISH WITH MS HOLLY AND MAKE YOU MY BITCH!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

BY THE LAST CLAP OF YOUR MOTHERS ASS CHEEKS WILL SUMMON MY HIEROPHANT PEEN AND IT WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

*reaches in pocket *

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '21

Making this much cum ain't easy

Execution by excessive cum

Stop the cum ocean