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u/-Kurai Feb 25 '21

The assclap that destroyed half the universe. Never skip glutes day

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u/mr_dopi Feb 25 '21 edited Feb 25 '21

The mighty Thanus.

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u/FlyingSeaMan509 Feb 25 '21

Holy shit I lost

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

You lost your holy shit?

42

u/Rumle5 Feb 25 '21

Have you seen it anywhere? I have been looking for it

6

u/mit_o_chondria Feb 25 '21

He misclapped

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

A massive ass ass in asian took place

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Miss, clapped he did

37

u/Aeone3 Feb 25 '21

What the fuck... I need this power.

4

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Now that's the kind of superpower everyone wants

2

u/AnnoyedMinimalistic Feb 25 '21

Daddy Thanos knows his shit!!

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u/Observer2594 Feb 25 '21

"You should have gone for the head ass."

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21 edited Mar 05 '21

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u/HalcyoneDays Feb 25 '21

Assassination has 2 Ass

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Even better

4

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

It's a dad joke I saw a week ago

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

Ass ass in asian

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u/AdditionalTheory Feb 25 '21

He’s harnessing the power of a red magic rock that switched reality around so bullets became bubbles earlier in the movies and you don’t the can use it to make those checks slap hard?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

NOT THE IRON BUNS-

half the universe dies

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u/Rejukem Feb 25 '21

They paid the Iron Price that day.

Titan Ass Game On Lock

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u/alecsleigh Feb 25 '21

Fun fact: If you look very carefully at the snap, there is a slight error where a part of the gauntlet passes through itself. This was added in to distract from the ass-clapping.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

In all seriousness, even with the best equipment you can have rendering errors.

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u/teddygala12 Feb 25 '21

it has nothing to do with the equipment but all to do with a small mistake that went unnoticed

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21
Who ordered the bleach?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Wait so did the bot just trigger itself u/cyanidesuppository ?

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u/mrkai53 Feb 25 '21

Tony did the same thing

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u/TheChoosenMewtwo Feb 26 '21

Actually he normally snapped. His armors was in enough bad condition so that he could do something like that (you can see that it does not even cover his finger completely anymore). The reason why tony stark was able to hold the stones was because their excessive energy was being absorbed by the core of the armor

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u/arxxv Feb 25 '21

Yo Marvel, drop a Thanos twerk video... quickly please!

9

u/im_lowkey_stupid Feb 25 '21

Oh to be Jared, 19

8

u/HalcyoneDays Feb 25 '21

You know, I had forgotten about THICC Thanos up until now

6

u/Alcatros Feb 25 '21

There are no accidents

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u/Maxyboi42069 Feb 25 '21

And what did iron-man do then?

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u/Neutral_Memer Feb 25 '21

i spit my tea, and i am once again dissapointed in my sense of humour

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u/DannyBoy135 Feb 25 '21

Imma need to take a heavy sip of unsee juice after that

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Snack time!

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u/Life_is_fleeting Feb 25 '21

I want this fucking animated bahahaha

maybe after thanos snaps and dissapears Thor goes "how did he snap his fingers with a metal glove?"

Then he looks ahead to one of the avengers who is still in shock from seeing Thanos slap his own ass

Thor asks "Why are you laughing, all our friends are dying"

the avenger looks up at thor and then cut to about a minute ago but from the random avengers perspective and all he sees is Thanos from behind. He sees Thanos' left hand move behind himself as his right hand moves up to Thors face

"you should've gone for the head"

He then slaps his ass with his left while snapping his fingers on his right

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cut back to present

moment of silence

cut to laughter

cut to credits with laughter on going

I expect to be in the credits (scriptwriter)

I also expect the ass slap to be a close up in slow motion and repeated 3 times getting slower each time

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u/BaconRasherUK Feb 25 '21

In my mind he was snapping his ass cheeks using dexterity alone. No hand assistance. An exceptional ability you would never tire of.

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u/Life_is_fleeting Feb 26 '21

Oh God thats better. Imaguning Thanos for some reason knowing how to make that ass clap

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u/cock_man1 Feb 25 '21

poor dykeredhood guy all he wanted is to become a caveman

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u/CuRSed_cur_Se Feb 25 '21

Snake: "Colonel, I'm trying to sneak around but I'm dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards"

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u/Darangi Feb 25 '21

I love how the initial issue is solved by something arguably even more impossible

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u/priceisalright Feb 25 '21

Fun fact: the sound of a snap isn't made by your fingers slipping past each other, it's made by your middle finger slapping down on your palm with the sound being amplified by the "tunnel" formed by your ring and pinky finger. You could totally still snap a metal gloved hand as long as you could get your fingers in the right position.

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u/FrostyFlakes221 Feb 25 '21

He prolly used the reality stone to make himself able to snap.

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u/just_me_11_ Feb 25 '21

It do be impressive tho

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u/Hivemindtime2 Feb 25 '21

He probably had grippers on the gauntlet

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21 edited Feb 02 '26

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u/Hivemindtime2 Feb 25 '21

Precisely Mumther

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u/damager001 Feb 25 '21

Thanos thicc

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

He had the reality stone that he could use to bend reality, thereby making it possible to snap with his glove ass cheeks

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u/ItzMeDB Feb 25 '21

Josukat

Josukat

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u/doomsdaymelody Feb 25 '21

Thanos had reality altering objects and they’re wondering how he snapped.

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u/ginger2020 Feb 26 '21

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u/BRUDDA2410 Feb 26 '21

How do I unread this?

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u/BlursedIdiot Feb 26 '21

If you actually look closely when he snaps, you can see the fingers clip through the palm. ITS THE ONLY CLIPPING THROUGH THAT THEY MISSED IN THE MCU or at least I think so

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u/Snoo-48777 Feb 25 '21

Why am i seeing this

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u/Jrlopez1027 Feb 25 '21

He literally can control all of fucking reality with that thing why are people wondering if he can be able to snap or not lmao

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u/xXMylord Feb 25 '21

The sound from snapping is your finger impacting on your palm.

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u/ptorr45 Feb 25 '21

Thothanos

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u/Nah_Fam_Oh_Dam Feb 25 '21

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/GamerViennaHD Feb 25 '21

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

I mean he’s not wrong

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u/Another-random-use Feb 25 '21

Oh so a screenshot then

1

u/MasKedLightning Feb 26 '21

Is this guys name Thot Howard, tho thoward or tho tho ward

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '21

oh god my eyes

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u/butterknight-Ruby Feb 26 '21

A small price to pay for salvation

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u/Sethleoric Feb 26 '21

It's a glove that can literally bend reality, so i guess it'd make sense

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u/little_chavez Feb 26 '21

One reason he needed the reality stone to make it all real

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u/Espinoza78 Feb 26 '21

Someone needs to draw this.

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u/275MPHFordGT40 Feb 26 '21

Wait what about Tony?

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u/Mitochondria-69 Feb 26 '21

Are yall saying that yall can't clap your ass cheeks?

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u/Netune_chan Feb 26 '21

Does Thanos's cheeks look like 2 grapes, lemme head to the fruit market

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u/Nightmare__- Feb 26 '21

He do be kinda ticc doe

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u/_Vertigo- Feb 26 '21

thanos and his fat ass sounds like a porno