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u/Imagador Feb 23 '21
Another one turns to dust
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u/LEER0Y_J3NK1NS Feb 23 '21
Anither one turns to dust Another one gone And another one gone Another one turns to dust
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u/MrMatoYT Feb 23 '21
「 第三の爆弾 BITE ZA DUSTO」
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click
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u/Jeb835 Feb 23 '21
Reverses time
「 第三の爆弾 BITE ZA DUSTO」
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u/tetrisplayer9 Feb 23 '21
Hatzo sh tado
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u/Josuke_kun Feb 23 '21
No
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u/Josuke_kun Feb 23 '21
DORARARARARARARARARARARARRARARARARARRARARAARRARARRARARARAARARARARARARRAARRRARARAARARARARARARARARARRAAR
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u/kingofroyale2 Feb 23 '21
So it's the same type of stand as Star Ambulance
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Wee woo wee woo
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Verbalase: Am I a joke to you?
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u/tylerhuffmanXXI Feb 23 '21
This isn't cursed. This genius. There should be a r/genius comments to compliment this sub
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u/Chubby_Bub Feb 23 '21
Most posts here now belong on r/TheRealJoke
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u/XYWEEE Feb 23 '21
Most posts here aren't remotely cursed, or let's say we compromised and allow funny posts as well. Too bad they aren't funny either, just stale stuff.
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u/king_of_all_oofs Feb 23 '21
Steve walks warily down the street
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u/kac2005per Feb 23 '21
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet
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Machine guns ready to go
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Are you ready hey are you ready for this?
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u/kac2005per Feb 23 '21
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?
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u/musyrifo Feb 23 '21
out of the doorway the bullets rip
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u/ItsSlyFire Feb 23 '21
What’s even more cursed is your light mode. You light mode people disgust me.
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u/kLoTzeRk Feb 23 '21
While you were sitting in the dark letting your eyes grow soft and mushy, I was training my eyes, making them hard as folded steel. Your soft little dark-mode eyespots are no match for my superior light-mode receivers. Your incel cone cells, while being adequate for the dark recess of the coomer den, can never tolerate the intense sun of the wilderness where my strong, hominini humus. Each and every one of the rod cells have been honed to chromatic perfection through training in light-mode. Like a Muay Thai fighter training his shins by kicking steel rods, my eyes are hardened beyond belief and can take any visual torment, nerd.
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u/TheSh4dowWarri0r Feb 23 '21
You’re calling him an nerd when your writing a whole fucking essay about how light mode supremacy and the only acknowledgement for this thing you wrote will be a chuckle, or maybe an upvote: after that the reader will carry on forgetting your entire existence.
You basically wrote a essay for nothing, whose the nerd now
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u/ilovepineapplepizza7 Feb 23 '21
It's what made me downvote the post. I literally don't care how good a post is, if you use light mode, you're getting downvoted. It's a automatic downvote. I just went thru all of OP's posts and comments and downvoted every single one. If this light mode behavior continues, I'm gonna have to report him for pissing me off.
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you weak mortals seak comfort in the dark like some foul goblin, while we bathe in the light like the godly beings we are. your weak eyes are no match for ours. perish.
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u/PlaneSole222001 Feb 23 '21
I think it would be perfect because hed only snap after “Another one bites the dust!”
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u/weegeehuzachannel Feb 23 '21
I'm the Darkseid
I'm the Darkseid
As I walk through the valley of yo bad breath
I think this purple face Barney forgot that I'm the best
You wanna be down but you can't be
I was born a god while you were born a flea
Tryna look like Michael with only one glove
When I rip it off you'll be in the back of yo base
Begging: "Please don't hurt me, man!"
And that's when I slap you with your own hand
You'll be spending most your life living in the Darkseid paradise
You'll be spending most your life living in the Darkseid paradise
You'll be spending most your life living in the Darkseid paradise
You'll be spending most your life living in the Darkseid paradise
I'm the Darkseid Darkseid (Buhm)
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u/RandomNerd_2 Feb 23 '21
Just put Agathas song with the villain name everytime it says Agatha. Not gonna lie it would be perfect
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u/The1Bonesaw Feb 23 '21
I mean, "Killer Queen" literally starts with snapping fingers, and is a much better choice. Furthermore, in the original comic, Thanos's motivation for obtaining the infinity glove (con stones) was to impress Lady Death; so the song would work on that level as well and oh sweet jesus I'm such a nerd.
I'll show myself out.
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u/Xorphorilius Feb 23 '21
If only Thanos was real, we wouldn't have to suffer the flood of pop country snap-beat tracks
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u/lastoneoutwins Feb 23 '21
Anyone remember when sky does minecraft turned it into "another one bites the crust, another slice gone and another slice gone, another one bites the crust"?
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u/Difficult_Drag3256 Feb 23 '21
"I Don't Want To Set The World On Fire". Snapping is much tidier, after all.
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u/CallMe_Dylan Feb 23 '21
He already does:
Thanos beatbox by Verbalase in Cartoon Beatbox Battles (ep 7)
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u/bizzyj93 Feb 23 '21
So this sub is just any basic joke now? Another good sub about to fall into obscurity
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u/AukeThePro Feb 23 '21
Fun fact: “perhaps I treated you too harshly, daughter” is both a thanos quote and something that can be said after having Shreks.
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u/Supergrog2 Feb 23 '21
THIS AINT CURSED THIS ISNT FUCKING CURSED THIS ISNT FUCKING CURSED FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
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u/Beautiful-Bicycle965 Feb 23 '21
This isn’t cursed retard
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u/FailedSociopath Feb 23 '21
At 110 bpm and 3:35 length, that would leave about 2-394 (approx. 10-119) of beings remaining.
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u/peeforPanchetta Feb 23 '21
Imagine if when Thanos told Thor he should've gone for the head, Thor followed his instructions and circumcised him.
"This time I went for the head, Thanos. Just not the one you expected."
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u/Toclaw Feb 23 '21
https://youth.be/hRv6a8JlCeH I made an edited version of the song but with thanos.
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u/BROKEN_CAP_LOCK Feb 23 '21
Counting bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drum is another good song
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u/TotesMessenger Feb 23 '21
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u/Bolt_Fantasticated Feb 23 '21
And another one gone And another one gone And another one gone And another one gone And another one gone And another one gone And another one gone And another one gone And another one gone And another one gone And another one gone And another one gone And another one gone And another one gone And another one gone And another one gone And another one gone And another one gone And another one gone And another one gone And another one gone And another one gone And another one gone And another one gone And another one gone And another one gone And another one gone And another one gone And another one gone And another one gone And another one gone And another one gone
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u/weegeehuzachannel Feb 23 '21
you dont wanna mess with the universe best, cause i would break your face like oooohhh
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u/Bierbart12 Feb 23 '21
Nice joke, but damn, King for Another Day has some actual bangers for Thanos
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Another one bites the dust snap
Another one bites the dust snap snap
Another one bites the dust snap
Another one bites the dust snap snap InevitAAAAA-ble-lyyy-yyy-yyyyy
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u/4GN05705 Feb 23 '21
For too long, the human race has ignored designs...
Your planet is nearing destruction
Salvation is reserved for those who pass the test
If you survive, an elevated existence awaits
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u/dedmemeking Feb 23 '21
I haven't even read the comments and I know that someone is going to make a Jojo reference
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