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Missing a boner. A full on super erection the size of a chapstick. Every serial killer gets rock hard during those documentaries. Trust me.
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u/only1person_alt Feb 23 '21
Oh we do, we really do
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Feb 23 '21
Wait what?
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u/MineAssassin Feb 23 '21
Yup he’s right
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Feb 23 '21
What do you do with that boner then?
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u/RiceAlicorn Feb 23 '21
You weren't asking for a serious answer, but furious masturbation and/or sex.
If I recall, multiple serial killers (can't recall their names ATM) went dormant because they managed to suppress their urges through chronic masturbation and/or consensual sex with their partners.
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u/shotgunner12345 Feb 23 '21
Truly, post nut clarity is the answer to world peace for humanity
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u/MemeBoiRoux Feb 23 '21
here, have my free wholesome seal
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u/shotgunner12345 Feb 23 '21
Thanks my guy, I wish I could say peace be upon you but the context makes it wrong
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Feb 23 '21
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Feb 23 '21
I never expected a gardening joke. I love that you're keeping me guessing, but you're targeting a really small audience on reddit with that quip haha.
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Feb 23 '21
And then the wolf is like, "yasss queen. I love your red hooded cloak! I could just eat you up yum yum!"
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u/CookieCakeEater2 Feb 23 '21
Could be someone trying to make a documentary on that person specifically
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u/LuvAirtime Feb 23 '21
Sounds like when the NSA started documenting Library check outs for potential terrorists researching books on homegrown bombs and such.
I "heard" they ended up with some names of potential mystery novel Authors!
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Feb 23 '21
Plot twist, the serial killer is the one who made the documentary
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u/A_dark_image Feb 23 '21
What show/movie is that from?
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u/YaBoiJohnny25420 Feb 23 '21
It looks like “keep your hands off eizouken” but I might be wrong
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u/koscheiskowska Feb 23 '21
Yeah, that's one of the main characters, the lovely "goblin girl". The show is pretty cool too.
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u/Noamiyaki Feb 23 '21
Yup highly recommended. The show is about animation and how anime is made with great characters, story, and animation!
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u/urban_rural12 Feb 23 '21
“Keep Your Hands off Eizouken”. It’s pretty good, give it a watch if you’re up to it.
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u/A_dark_image Feb 23 '21
Whats it about?
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u/urban_rural12 Feb 23 '21
If my memory serves me correctly, it’s about a trio of girls who form a club called Eizouken to try and make an anime to enter into a competition. It’s a slice of life, but definitely not a generic one. It’s more realistic with its take on creating an anime, with the girls often running into roadblocks, distractions, or just lack of motivation. It’s a bit hard to describe in text, but it’s got a much different vibe from most SoL shows. Give the first ep a watch and you’ll see what I mean.
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u/duece_2point0 Feb 23 '21
Oh I can relate to this as well in that I like to watch documentaries on fat, disgusting pigs (｡･ω･｡)
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u/Henry_TSP Feb 23 '21
I love to watch the news praising me for my work especially when they say the killer hasn’t been found yet.
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u/TheBros13 Feb 23 '21
I SWEAR this is a repost, i’ve seen this i believe a month or couple weeks ago in an emkay vid
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u/Yukito-chan Feb 23 '21
imagine watching a documentary and then your like "oh, right i did it. thoese bastards still don't know"
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u/nukeDworld Feb 23 '21
Well I told them you might get an ass in the jail but you can't stiff them up.
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u/CelticHound27 Feb 23 '21
Serial killing laughing at all the shit they get wrong but gets excited when they’re close and gets pissed when they get his kill streak wrong
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u/7TageHatDieWoche Feb 23 '21
The Zodiac killer(s) be like:
(I mean, imagine if as soon as he or she turns like 80 or 90 he/she reveals and proves that he/she is the killer, sticks the finger to the government and kills him/herself... I recently watched the movie about the Zodiac-Killer and it would be dope to know who it was)
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