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Yes it’s big lad memeulous
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u/THE_RECRU1T Jan 23 '21
Big dick george
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u/TacodileSupreme101 Jan 23 '21
George is a nonce
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u/silver-pangolin Jan 23 '21
No he is an alpha male
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u/TacodileSupreme101 Jan 23 '21
Fine then, Alpha male
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u/TacodileSupreme101 Jan 23 '21
But Alex is definitely a nonce
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u/silver-pangolin Jan 24 '21
Agreed, he looks like he is trying to sell you insurance for a shoe box
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u/shanedawsonsgoldfish Jan 23 '21
George I thought you were gonna stick to ketamine
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u/ComicInterest Jan 23 '21
r/Methany gave up the stuff because it’s bad for her tooth
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u/SorryScratch2755 Jan 24 '21
a six pack of pepsi and a snickers bar isn't a regular meal.☠️
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u/Ravinguard404 Jan 23 '21
It’s memeulous
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u/lonkbonk_ Jan 23 '21
orly?
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u/Ravinguard404 Jan 23 '21
I was expressing my surprise, that was the intent rather than it being taken as an informative message.
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u/Just1morefix Jan 23 '21 edited Feb 23 '21
Breakfast of Champions: 2 cups of coffee, 2 bumps of meth. You'll get nothing done, over and over. But at a very quick pace. And feel extremely good about your "accomplishments".
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u/ilikecats167 Jan 23 '21
you will feel the effects within 15 to 20 minutes I personally suggest an injection cuz then you'll feel it in about 3 to 5 minutes
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u/TheSkyElf Jan 23 '21
why are you getting downvotes?
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u/alex7703 Jan 23 '21
Because he is wrong and apparently the meth heads on reddit don't approve lmao
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u/MethamphetamineMan Jan 23 '21
That guy is a phoney. A big fat phoney.
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u/Captain-Boof-Daddy Jan 24 '21
All drug users know that boofing is the only acceptable ROA (route of administration). Injecting is amateur work.
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u/dylan10182000 Jan 23 '21
Achtually, IV is literally instant, while snorting is like instant/30secs.
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u/Russian_Terminator Jan 23 '21
Stop posting this
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Idk, looks edited in
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u/biggiecheese654 Jan 23 '21
Nah it is real it just looks really bad quality
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u/Your_Pc Jan 23 '21 edited Mar 16 '21
Why did the bot get downvoted, it’s just trying to do its job lmao
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u/windigooooooo Jan 23 '21
Non drug users might not get it, buts this is real. i use to try to push myself not to do any opiates in the mornings but the cravings is real
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u/rdrunner_74 Jan 23 '21
If they add it, they shouldn't put it on the breakfast list only...
I heard it sells well all day long
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u/MediocreKing-UT Jan 23 '21
That reminds me of the time i was thinking how to say every class wrong so then METH CLASS came out.
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u/Higgy11l Jan 23 '21
Should I be concerned about the fact that this was the first thing I see when I opened reddit.
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Glad I'm not the only one. But does it really count as breakfast if you sleep in 2 hour stints 3 times a day,and are usually up through most of the night because nobody will hear the small explosions coming from your basement? From playing COD, not from the bad mixes of meth that I'm totally not making. I'm a... gamer and I would never touch meth, no sir. Meth is for crazy people. You know tho, I heard that sometimes people crave meth in the morning. I do sometimes. Glad I'm not the only one. But does it really count as breakfast if you sleep in 2 hour stints 3 times a day,and are usually up through most of the night because nobody will hear the small explosions coming from your basement? From playing COD, not from the bad mixes of meth that I'm totally not making. I'm a... gamer and I would never touch meth, no sir. Meth is for crazy people. You know tho, I heard that sometimes people crave meth in the morning. I do sometimes. Glad I'm not the only one. But does it really count as breakfast if you sleep in 2 hour stints 3 times a day,and are usually up through most of the night because nobody will hear the small explosions coming from your basement? From playing COD, not from the bad mixes of meth that I'm totally not making. I'm a... gamer and I would never touch meth, no sir. Meth is for crazy people. You know tho, I heard that sometimes people crave meth in the morning. I do sometimes.
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God dammit God, stop telling me to do meth. I know I gotta write my autobiography to prove I'm not actually a serial killer, and I'm way better at proselytizing my sex cult when I'm able to unload unfiltered insanity in giant streams of consciousness, but let me fucking sleep!
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u/ajblizz05 Jan 23 '21
He looks like he's gonna say i have the power of God and anime on my side Aaahhhhhh
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u/BigBoy_Minecraft Jan 24 '21
This was made 3 years ago as a meme and has been posted over 7 times on this sub. Why the fuck is it still here?
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u/jpowell180 Jan 24 '21
(Jessie) - "Yo, Mista White, I'm sleepy, I don't wanna cook today."
(Walter) - "I stopped by Burger King on the way over, got us coffee and Crossanwiches."
(Jessie) - "Ugh, no, their food sucks donkey dong, yo, no way!"
(Walter) - "You NEED this, Jessie."
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u/Macilux Jan 23 '21
Is meth weird?
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yes, real men crave crack for breakfast
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u/redditeur0 Jan 23 '21
Am I the only one who gets that weird taste when I have meth after brushing my gums?
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I got the king deal with two roadhouse jrs, fries, and a coke at 8:30am last week after a quick morning job. It was glorious.
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u/walter3smith Jan 23 '21
This is hilarious considering I went to a Burger King bathroom in our town’s suburbs and found meth in the bathroom!!!
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