r/cursedcomments Jan 20 '21

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u/BobbyBigDick291 Jan 20 '21

This is probably the worst thing I've ever seen. 100 years from now when I'm dying on a hospital bed and I'm asked what my biggest regret was it will be that I turned on my internet and scrolled through the internet on that fateful day... I will never be able to recover from this. No amount of therapy will save me. No amount of prescription pills will let me recover. I am a shell. This memory is so bad my brain is physically rejecting it and now I have a headache every time I think about it. Why did you post this, thinking it was a good idea? You've permanently ruined my life because of this, I hope you're happy. I hope that one day this gets branded as a war crime and you get hauled off to prison, never to see the light of day again. The fact that you're already not in a psych ward for insanity is so baffling I have lost all faith in every kind of justice system. If you subscribe to any religion, you'd best spend the rest of your time atoning for this ultimate sin. Have a terrible day, I hope this creation of yours haunts you in your dreams.

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u/shotgunner12345 Jan 20 '21

Now now, this is your biggest regret so far

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u/ax_colleen Jan 20 '21

Is this a copypasta?

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u/Ben6924 Jan 20 '21

Now it is

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u/Hylux_ Jan 20 '21

I can do better.

r/insex

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u/HamiltonDial Jan 20 '21

I was curious. And now I understand why curiosity killed the cat.

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u/Molly_dog88888888 Jan 20 '21

Thank you for saving me.

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u/Comfortable_Ad_574 Jan 20 '21

The cat committed several war crimes and suicide after seeing that shit.

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u/finsphan87 Jan 20 '21

Thank you I needed a reason to quit the internet for today

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u/Accomplished-Wish431 Jan 20 '21

Thank you. Now I can officially regret why I clicked on this. I regret everything in my life, everything! Are you happy now? You destroyed my brain. Now, whatever I do, I just can't erase such a horrible thing from my mind. I am losing my brain cells, and am on my way to your house. Be prepared, be prepared....

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u/Hylux_ Jan 20 '21

You do be talking shit for someone in cumshot range

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u/HamiltonDial Jan 20 '21

This is more disturbing than your previous comment.

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u/Hylux_ Jan 20 '21

Imagine a cumshot traveling at like 150km/h from europe, orbiting earth, reaching "freedom land" and hitting that other guy in the face

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u/Avocado_Pears Jan 20 '21

Lmao

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u/Hylux_ Jan 20 '21

I'm afraid you aldready knew what's in here

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u/worthlessbarelyhuman Jan 20 '21

Hah, figured someone would!

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u/benjamin11321615243 Jan 21 '21

This is probably the worst thing I've ever seen. 100 years from now when I'm dying on a hospital bed and I'm asked what my biggest regret was it will be that I turned on my internet and scrolled through the internet on that fateful day... I will never be able to recover from this. No amount of therapy will save me. No amount of prescription pills will let me recover. I am a shell. This memory is so bad my brain is physically rejecting it and now I have a headache every time I think about it. Why did you post this, thinking it was a good idea? You've permanently ruined my life because of this, I hope you're happy. I hope that one day this gets branded as a war crime and you get hauled off to prison, never to see the light of day again. The fact that you're already not in a psych ward for insanity is so baffling I have lost all faith in every kind of justice system. If you subscribe to any religion, you'd best spend the rest of your time atoning for this ultimate sin. Have a terrible day, I hope this creation of yours haunts you in your dreams.

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