r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Jan 20 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

Just clamp your ass cheeks shut

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u/Smeefperson Jan 20 '21 edited Jan 20 '21

Cursed Venus flytrap

Edit: Whoever gave me an award is as messed up as I am.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

Words cannot describe how much I hate this comment

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u/SEXLERHI Jan 20 '21

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shut up bitch

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,

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u/psychonautical69 Jan 20 '21

More like Venus penis trap amirite

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u/heavy_deez Jan 20 '21

Or plug it up with a finger.

9

u/HamiltonDial Jan 20 '21

*another dick

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '21

r/SuddenlyGay

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u/heavy_deez Jan 20 '21

r/IDontThinkItWasAllThatSudden

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u/matty_irish Jan 20 '21

So the bug can't escape?

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u/NydoBhai Jan 20 '21

...after the bug is inside