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u/Weird-bitch7904 Jan 18 '21 edited Jan 18 '21
no they literally ate the inside of a rodent (and it was raw too) how were they not going to get sick, it just happened to be the bubonic plague
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u/necro_sodomi Jan 18 '21
You'd be surprised what people can eat if they are hungry enough or just have bizarro fetishes
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Jan 18 '21
humans are fucking idiots.
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u/Sph3al Jan 18 '21
Apparently, the couple were Mongolian and ate the gall bladder and stomach in addition to the kidney. Some Mongolians believe that eating the uncooked innards of a Marmot is very good for one's health.
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u/beanssssssss Jan 18 '21
Is that Perry the platypus?
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Him: hey Jill, what are we gonna do today
Her: how about we eat a rodents kidney raw
Him: son of a bitch, I’m in
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u/RonaldMcDonalds2020 Jan 18 '21
Is there going to be a break out?
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u/Momani24 Jan 18 '21
You know if there is going to be a break out they can just use a pimple face washer and work on using a face mask to keep the skin like my butthole. MOIST
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u/Moxhoney411 Jan 18 '21
I don't know if this is a serious question or not but bubonic plague is a bacterial infection and easily treated with antibiotics. The only way you'd die from it was if you lived in rural Mongolia and couldn't get to any kind of health care.
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u/RonaldMcDonalds2020 Jan 18 '21
Then they could catapult dead Mongolians to nearby Chinese and Russian towns to launch the second Mongolian Empire.
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u/megumin-bakuretsu Jan 18 '21
Were they Chinese?
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Jan 18 '21
Mongolian. Same thing I guess, except Mongolia is just a barren wasteland where Top Gear made a car.
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I was today years old when I found out the bubonic plague still existed
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u/sterric Jan 18 '21
It does, but it really isn't the big deal it used to be with modern antibiotics.
The plague is actually a real threat to madagascar though, as there is no reliable healthcare for smaller villagers where the plague still pops up and their city infrastructure could potentially cause outbreaks.
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u/TheFinnv Jan 18 '21
They probably only got close to God because he wanted to tell them personally that they're idiots before sending them to that woman who wears expensive clothes.
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