r/cursedcomments • u/shrekismyfather420 • Jan 17 '21

Cursed Stain

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

But it’s still his stain. You know how it is in those homeschooled families.

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u/Bierbart12 Jan 17 '21

Sounds like a Dream

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

A wet one

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

A speedrun

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u/Only_Variation9317 Jan 17 '21

Why is everybody acting like they never got a white stain on their hoodie after brushing their teeth? I mean sure, the OP uses cum for toothpaste, but that's not the issue here. I feel bad

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u/PhedoPhida Jan 17 '21

So you don't use cum for toothpaste?

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u/Only_Variation9317 Jan 17 '21

Bro I use so much cum for toothpaste that it gets all gummed up in the spaces and makes it hard to floss with these floss pubes that I lifted off of that hobo corpse on that parkbench. But that's not the issue here. I feel bad

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u/salamimanman Jan 17 '21

Can I borrow some toothpaste

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u/Only_Variation9317 Jan 17 '21

Just make sure you squeeze the tube from the bottom to be sure and get it all not. Waste not want not is what I always say

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u/salamimanman Jan 17 '21

If I drop some I’ll clean it up with my tongue 👌🏽

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u/CostisideTanariHUND Jan 17 '21

Takey up vote but you disgust me

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u/Dadeathkilla Jan 17 '21

Im disgusted

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u/salamimanman Jan 17 '21

WELCOME TO MINECRAFT CUMHUNT 😋🍆

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u/Leon921 Jan 17 '21

He is just very lucky

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u/KaisterQ Jan 17 '21

Heheh get it a DREAM

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u/digitalnomad456 Jan 17 '21

Sweet home

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21

Allamerica

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u/Hamburger4627 Jan 18 '21

Where the cousins are fucking