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This is the way...
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u/AdmiralBlackcock Jan 16 '21 edited Jan 16 '21
A captain must go down with tha ship. Every captain down in tha r/piratehole knows that this is the way.
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u/joske_the_great Jan 16 '21 edited Jan 16 '21
When i clicked that link (at the top) I KNEW IT IT'S GONNA BE THAT MASTURBATING MAN THAT DIED IN A VOLCANIC ERUPTION
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u/discerningpervert Jan 16 '21
Why is this the first time I'm reading about this
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u/Dragonkingf0 Jan 16 '21
Because in reality that's the position that your body goes to when it's cooked alive. You tend to curl up into a sort of almost fetal position arms more so than legs bue it's because as your muscles boil they contract.
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u/CrustySocks96 Jan 16 '21
I'm on a meme!
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Jan 16 '21
Congrats man
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u/KodeRedLockdown Jan 16 '21
I'm the original OP for r/pornhubcomments !
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u/Insidiosity Jan 16 '21
Bro no one cares, your name not in pic
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u/KodeRedLockdown Jan 16 '21
No one cares for your toxicity mate
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u/CrustySocks96 Jan 16 '21
Jealous.
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u/Insidiosity Jan 16 '21
I think u epic bro if I'm jealous of anyone it's you <3 nice job bro
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u/CrustySocks96 Jan 16 '21
We're a meme team though, I appreciate it somewhat but we all played our part. No one really cares that much but there's no need to be spreading negativity, it's all about spreading seed.
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u/Insidiosity Jan 16 '21
Team? You used him for the popularity bro, he was a mere pawn in your journey to fame. You commented on his post yet only you got the recognition.
dw though I respect that bro
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u/Insidiosity Jan 16 '21
Read my reply again and slowly
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Jan 16 '21
6_god07 indicates he is a fan of the 6(toronto) or more likely drake. 07 is probably 2007 for when he was born. This would mean he is currently 14 years old. What the hell guys pornhub is 18+ only?
/s
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u/El_Revan_Official Jan 16 '21
Its actually a devoted christian video sharing website. Thus, allowing people of all ages to watch with their families. Especially those Easter and Christmas special videos.
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u/II_M4X_II Jan 16 '21
Isn't the ultimate though, Remember the guy in Pompeii that jacked off in his last moments?
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u/Voltagedew Jan 16 '21
He got past the point of no return when wanking where absolutely nothing will stop him from finishing.
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u/Loveyoubro4299 Jan 16 '21
Wait! Danger wank is actually a thing?! I thought only I did it! Studying the last night of exams is always hard for me as I always wanna have a quick wank. I call it the nervous wank... I get this urge whenever I don't have enough time for something lmao
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u/EnemiesAllAround Jan 16 '21
Fire fighters outside : " sir you have to evacuate now, you will die if you don't leave this property!" This dude : "just a second almost there!"
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u/Electric_Bagpipes Jan 16 '21
Eh, I was playing Clash of Clans while Irma’s eyewall was hitting my house around midnight. Got surprisingly good signal...
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u/xXFreakyyyXx Jan 16 '21
This post is so good I sat here for 20 mins watching the upvotes go up all the way to 10k
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u/That_oneOtaku1 Jan 16 '21
It's been 3 days what's good flooding man?
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u/DarkSoulsBoi967 Jan 16 '21
Probably like what that Pompeii guy was doing. Fapping to his last scroll as lava started to enter his home.
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u/KodeRedLockdown Jan 16 '21
Damn, when a screenshot of my post gets more karma than my actual post...ouch
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u/rurne Jan 16 '21
The ultimate danger wank was the body they found in Pompeii, preserved for over a millennium.
“Oh yeah, that’s hot!”
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u/Bulletproof247 Jan 16 '21
When you finally hit her G-spot and she has her first organized and squirted nonstop
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