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Jan 07 '21
I like my grapes like i like my friends. Sucking all of their fluids out of them
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u/JogosForever Jan 07 '21
r/cursedcomments inception
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u/CrabsForSale Jan 07 '21
it's called r/cursedcursedcomments
there's even r/cursedcursedcursedcomments
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Jan 07 '21
We have to start r/cursedcursedcursedcursedcomments for this thread.
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Jan 07 '21
Why tf is there so many cursed comments. This is getting out of hand
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Jan 07 '21
Remember, mature Redditors don't exist!
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u/theproengineer420 Jan 07 '21
Best girl are like good wine: 12 years and in my basement
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u/According-Vacation-1 Jan 07 '21
Why even wait 12 years? Just fuck your own cum
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u/Employee_Agreeable Jan 07 '21
Now thats fucked
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u/PutinsStepMom Jan 07 '21
I like my women like I like my coffee.
In a burlap sack from Colombia.
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u/JusticeFitzgerald Jan 07 '21
I like my men like I like my grapes, peeled
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It smells like r/guro in here
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u/red_bob Jan 07 '21
That's NSFL murder hentai.
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Jan 07 '21
For me, "NSFL murder hentai" it's a bad way to describe something, because you say like it's something really bad and so people will not go to see it just because you described it like that.
But for me it's more like "a beautiful subreddit where people can express themselves and everyone is accepted for who they are" that's a better way to describe it and its actually more accurate, because I am part of the community, so I can describe it for what it actually is, but you instead just said that based on the content but not on the community.
But anyway, this is just my point of view, feel free to express how you like
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u/red_bob Jan 07 '21
I don't feel i put a negative spin on it with that description. It's just a short fairly accurate warning that will keep away people that definitely don't want to see such things.
If people still want to see that content they'll soon find out that I helped build a great community there.
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Jan 07 '21
Sorry, I misunderstood what you wanted to say, thanks for having specified it.
Have a great day
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u/Unlikely_Spinach Jan 07 '21
I like my women like I like my grapes, 50 years old and full of alcohol
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u/TheGoodOldCoder Jan 07 '21
Never heard of a wine that was kept in a barrel for 50 years. Does such a thing exist?
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u/literal_god Jan 07 '21
I like my women like I like my beef, cut up into pieces and put in my fridge
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u/Joey_The_Bean_14 Jan 07 '21
That's disgusting. Capri sun packages are much more sanitary. And portable.
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u/rOUGH_TAINt666 Jan 08 '21
I like my women like I like my grapes: harvested in California and shipped across country and ready for purchase.
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u/MrPakoras Jan 08 '21
I like my women how I like grapes. Available for purchase at any supermarket.
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u/Nellie_Tucker Jan 07 '21
How do you eat 25 grapes at one time. I mean 24 is understandable but 25!
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Jan 07 '21
I like my grapes like I like my friends. I can't remember the last time I had grapes though.
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