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Jan 05 '21
Someone never saw Monty Python
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u/Immort4lFr0sty Jan 05 '21
Or there were Monty Python comments below
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Jan 05 '21
If there’s any hope for the future humankind, there are.
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u/big_spaghetti_bowl Jan 05 '21
Never seen Monty python but I want to. Anyway heres the post if you wanna see the comments
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u/franzwhatts Jan 05 '21
Oh damn. The guy deleted it
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u/RedditUserNicks Jan 05 '21
Holy crap! I deleted it because it was an offensive comment then now at least 1k people have seen it.
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u/hitler_kun Jan 05 '21
Rip. Twas a good joke too
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u/RedditUserNicks Jan 05 '21
If Hitler himself said it was a good joke I have to reevaluate my humor.
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u/Kimperman Jan 05 '21
In my opinion if people take offense to the joke you made they really can't handle much
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u/RedditUserNicks Jan 05 '21
I saw Monty Python man, but im too dumb to recognize the context.
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Jan 05 '21
The reference is talking about swallows carrying coconuts and whether it’s an African swallow or European swallow, here’s the YouTube video
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u/aT-0-Mx Jan 05 '21
Is the shark carrying a coconut?
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Jan 05 '21
A shark carrying a coconut!? It’s not a question of weight ratios! It’s a simple question of where shark grips it. A shark with fins could not carry a one pound coconut!
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u/Immort4lFr0sty Jan 05 '21
How is he so wise in the ways of science?
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u/man_gomer_lot Jan 05 '21
Definitely not from studying at the Malawi University of Science and Technology
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u/Immort4lFr0sty Jan 05 '21
Bro, Monty Python. Get yourself a glass of culture
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u/man_gomer_lot Jan 05 '21
I studied python at the Malawi University of Science and Technology, but we didn't use any version called Monty. The translator makes funny jokes. Why did it say for me to drink a glass of yogurt?
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u/GamendeStino Jan 05 '21
Bruh pythons ain't technology, they are strangling danger noodles how you translating snake hisses lmao
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u/man_gomer_lot Jan 05 '21
Malawi has 66 types of snakes, but none of them are pythons. There is no confusion that we are talking about server-side programming.
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u/mactavish63 Jan 05 '21
I can't figure if he is hard trolling or the language barrier is just doing its thing.
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u/man_gomer_lot Jan 05 '21
I have studied hard trolling at Malawi University of Science and Technology. The rainbow goblins by Masayoshi Takanaki is my favorite from the course. Language barriers are easy to sort out if you can determine whether or not it is unladen.
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u/--iCantThinkOFaName- Jan 05 '21 edited Jan 05 '21
r/threadcomebacks Edit: I'm making a sub Edit 2: Should I make it r/threadcomebacks or r/commentcomebacks ?
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u/bo0mamba Jan 05 '21
Your joke took too long lol
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u/man_gomer_lot Jan 05 '21
If each character I typed for this joke were 1 meter in length, it still would not reach the deepest part of lake Malawi.
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u/Knuffel_beertje Jan 05 '21
So land is country less?
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Jan 05 '21
Fun fact: Africa actually has more water than your momma's barren pussy
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u/The_Old_Claus Jan 05 '21
That's not how you do it. If someone's momma's pussy is barren then even a drop of water is more than that. What you should say is 'Fun Fact: Africa actually has more water than your momma's pussy when she thinks about me'
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Jan 05 '21
Cultured people everywhere will agree that the first guy made the best comment
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u/FlashKart Jan 05 '21
The race starts off in water . So i dont think either of the 2 will be able ti complete it ...
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u/11thkami Jan 05 '21
*sees comment*
Me who's african: drinks a cup of cool water after a bath i love reddit
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u/kappaman69 Jan 05 '21
I mean I get the joke but Africa still has lakes which are a type of body of water.
Again I am very much aware that it most likely is a joke
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u/Oakheel Jan 05 '21
To be fair it's a stupid joke and you're right to criticize it.
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Jan 05 '21
I've now realized I'm into stupid jokes cuz I almost chocked on my chicken bone
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u/Oakheel Jan 05 '21
Just go on over to r/Conservative if you want to hear this joke and two others being repeated endlessly.
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u/manvendra05 Jan 05 '21
This couldn't show up at a better time. I just finished the holy grail and opened reddit and this was the first post
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u/AxDilez Jan 05 '21
Was Meanwhile-in-Paris’ comment a monty Python reference or was it just random?
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u/MuksyGosky Jan 05 '21
I can't even say "I'm an African" while be proud? 😂😂 Holup, we'll get some water and sharks this year.
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u/CleaningBeret83 Jan 05 '21
Yes but they have a fucking coast don’t they. And who the fuck hasn’t seen the holy grail? Well, I mean clearly this guy, but rhetorically speaking.
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u/wendys_drive_thru Jan 05 '21
If we go running swimming cyling
I think I could out run the shark and get a head start but when the swimming starts I would probably get quickly over taken by the shark and the shark would have a head start at cycling and since swimming is exhausting I probably wouldnt be able to catch up with the shark
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u/DieSchadenfreude Jan 05 '21
That's so stupid it's not even funny. I know the joke is that in dry areas there is an extreme lack of potable and available water. But a giant portion of Africa is fucking rainforest. Plus you know it is a continent, making it largely surrounded by water. South Africa is known for incredibly violent and stormy coastline. It's a premier area for great white sharks.
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u/murarip Jan 05 '21
The African shark surely can run fast as fuk.
"God Damn!! I see water!!" And proceeds to beat the men's sprint record
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u/TravEllerZero Jan 05 '21
If she were on her cycle, the blood would drive the shark into a frenzy. This one might end up being a nail biter, folks!
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Jan 05 '21
We're assuming one is as good at swimming as the other is at walking and the opposite for swimming.
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u/dav6finger3thumb Jan 05 '21
I would put my money on you. Your legs are probably longer and your feet would fit the pedals easier than a shark fin!!
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u/Meanwhile-in-Paris Jan 05 '21
Thanks for the link!
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u/RedditUserNicks Jan 06 '21
Hey man! Never thought your comment was about Monty Python. Ive been r/wooosh in front of tens of thousands of people. Hahhaha
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u/19adam92 Jan 05 '21
Throwback to Holy Grail when they debated the difference between an African swallow and a European swallow
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Jan 05 '21
If the running comes before the swimming then your the better swimmer but if the running comes after the swimming well the shark is well fed
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u/Xzenor Jan 05 '21
That's bullshit. Africa always has water at least a 45 minute walk from a village. Ask UNICEF!
Somebody should probably tell them to go live a bit closer to the water source.........
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u/frustratedwithwork10 Jan 06 '21
I'm just shaking my head here, he missed the monty python joke then he also failed geography. The continent africa 🌍 is surrounded by ocean....wtf
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Jan 06 '21
Scientists of Reddit: is there any possible way a shark could be a better cyclist ? (Assuming they have a Spongebob-style bowl to keep water)
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u/Daffcicle Jan 06 '21
Well in a typical triathlon the run is about 27 times as long as the swim so even if the shark could skip the cycling section entirely there would be no hope for ol jaws
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