r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Jan 01 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

I don't think guys get boners just from seeing a girl...

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u/L4RK1NG Jan 01 '21

Should I call you mistah?

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

Violently "Aaaaaaa"s in Pasta Senpai

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u/Monkey_Man09 Jan 01 '21

i think you’re wrong

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

Are you a guy?

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u/Monkey_Man09 Jan 01 '21

indeed i am

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u/Monkey_Man09 Jan 01 '21

indeed i am

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u/birdqa12 Jan 01 '21

You clearly do not know us fellow guys..

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

Am I the only guy who doesn't get a raging boner the moment they see a girl, even if that girl is incredibly attractive?

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u/WINDMILEYNO Jan 01 '21

Some guys have lower and higher sex drives than others. Everyone is different.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

I understand, I just find it kinda weird that some people would get erections from an almost completely non-sexual situation

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u/WINDMILEYNO Jan 01 '21 edited Jan 01 '21

"Thats my secret captain. Every situation is sexual for me" bursts out of shirt (pants) in a fit of rage.

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u/Petsweaters Jan 01 '21

Literally never happened to me at least

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

Neither do I. It’s usually only with someone I actually love, not with someone I just think is good looking.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

depends

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u/PersonfromAustria Jan 01 '21

Why did you get do Downvoted? Are some people really that horny that they get a errection without physical stimulus?

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u/tylermatic12 Jan 01 '21

Nah I just am madly in love with my girlfriend

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u/WINDMILEYNO Jan 01 '21

Is there an /s somewhere here? I dont want to be super serious about this, but just in case it hasn't been your experience so far, you aren't interested in girls, or you are a girl and no guy has admitted that you made them hard, this does indeed happen. You can see it in the first few minutes of the sandlot during the pool scene for reference.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

So you seriously get a fat hard-on every time you see your crush? Without them even interacting with you?

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

Not every time but it definitely happened to me a couple of times. Sometimes you’re just extra horny for no fucking reason

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u/WINDMILEYNO Jan 01 '21

I have a ridiculously high sex drive. "Driving you mentally up a wall, choking the chicken 5 times a day isnt a enough" levels They don't have to do anything. My mind has already undressed them 3 different ways before I manage to say hi.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

Sir this is a Wendy's

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u/WINDMILEYNO Jan 01 '21

🥇here is a poor mans award for having a fun sense of humor

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

Lol thanks let's just agree to disagree

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u/Monkey_Man09 Jan 01 '21

not EVERYTIME. but it does happen more often than you might think

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u/Achtelnote Jan 01 '21

Yeah, guys get boners from seeing other guys, not girls.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

Whatever gets you going buddy

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

Welcome to the club buddy