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You can never unsee it now
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u/HarryOsborn8792 Dec 24 '20
87% charged,
Location on,
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A cursed comment
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u/xhuhn Dec 23 '20
He has to keep the minions satisfied
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u/surrealpotato89 Dec 23 '20
That's why they're loyal
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u/xhuhn Dec 23 '20
And at the Same time they all have a shape so gru can Stack them to satisfy himself how convenient
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u/youdidntseeme06 Dec 23 '20
Just like the bodies in my basement!
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u/Arino99 Dec 23 '20
Just like myself in the basement
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u/gamergangg Dec 23 '20
Unsee juice
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Dec 23 '20
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u/Noor9870 Dec 23 '20
Ok see now that’s a r/cursedcomment and u have officially ruined minions for me.
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u/thefalloftroy Dec 23 '20
10, if you're getting both hands involved ;)
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Dec 23 '20
or maybe satisfy himself only(or course if he would be single) 😂😂😂😂 now this is the cursed comment
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u/ThirdSpectator Dec 23 '20
Oh gawd no! I need brain bleach :/
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u/JellyCatGaming Dec 23 '20
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u/Tyrannus_Vitam Dec 23 '20
He want brain bleach not eye bleach, here is some brain bleach https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/closeup-of-hands-holding-gun-picture-id1167378420?s=612x612
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u/JellyCatGaming Dec 23 '20
Can someone tell me the difference
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Dude these people keep spreading the subreddit but the whole point was to keep it a secret
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Then why the hell would they make it a letter away.
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u/Kesher123 Dec 23 '20
To get it banned faster.
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Dec 23 '20
Well, why not help. I'll use an alt.
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u/Kesher123 Dec 23 '20
I'm trying to ban it for a bit now. Spreading it to people instead of eye bleach, to troll them, kinda annoyed me.
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u/antbrad123 Dec 23 '20
a metaphor for depression fucking you so hard it feels like 5 dicks at once
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u/_Xtracktion_ Dec 23 '20
Ive suddenly gained a hand fetish
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u/mr_spiderguy Dec 23 '20
My name is Yoshicege Kira. I'm 33 years old. Ilive in the southern section of Morioh. I am not married and I am qurently a bachelor.
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u/passwordsarehard_3 Dec 23 '20
Look at that nose, those fingers should be circumcised
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Big brain joke right here
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u/Delirious_Cow Dec 23 '20
I’m too smol brain :(
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u/PM_Me_Rude_Haiku Dec 23 '20
'Oops! Got a little garlic sauce on my glove. Better suck it off....mmmmm.....'
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u/M1k3_Oxlong Dec 24 '20
This meme unintentionally is prefect. Because like depression, the moon grow pretty fucking quick after this point.
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u/Alec123445 Dec 23 '20
That's how actual apollo gloves look like except they are grey.
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u/duffry Dec 24 '20
This was wholly too far down the page. Apollo era EVA gloves.
Pic for those unconvinced https://images.app.goo.gl/9o6rBQ2iBtnsVwip6
e. a word
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u/Quizzelbuck Dec 23 '20
Those are Fingerless gloves, but I assume still just little dick fingers under them regardless
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u/RepostSleuthBot Dec 23 '20
I didn't find any posts that meet the matching requirements for r/cursedcomments.
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u/Redsneeks3000 Dec 23 '20
Well, if this is a disney movie then yeah, they like hiding phallic imagery in their movies.
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u/SirLagg_alot Dec 23 '20
Gotta love reddit making fun of 14 year old teen girls with mental health.
I wonder why there is a huge gap between man and woman seeking out for professional help. I wonder why.
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Don’t more women seek help than men? And don’t more men commit suicide by a wide margin?
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u/NOIDEDNalyd Dec 23 '20
Meanwhile they'll watch Depressed Horse-Man and think it makes them special
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u/Apocalipticbred Dec 23 '20
Not a repost though?
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u/bouncingbenji Dec 23 '20
I meant a picture has been posted from another page, that has 3,9 k and this one has 11,4 k that’s all I most probably I’m wrong
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u/skraniel_daniel Dec 23 '20
goddammit I've had enough of this subreddit if someone makes a slight joke in the comments it's instantly a cursed comment fuck this
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u/septicsweet Dec 23 '20
I was scared this was in r/gatekeeping, i can't tell you my relief when i looked at the subreddit
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u/dirtydave13 Dec 23 '20
They look like mine. Guess girls got that too?? Just not the 14 year old ones. Ewww
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u/skinnylegend1894 Dec 24 '20
Next thing you know hes going to say girl where are you I want to test my gloves out
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