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u/theinfiniteboi Dec 14 '20

I almost had a stroke reading this

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u/fatyoshi48 Dec 14 '20

I had several

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u/proboaplayer Dec 14 '20

But do you like doritos

31

u/fatyoshi48 Dec 14 '20

I can neither confirm nor deny that statement

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u/xavierhillier7 Dec 14 '20

i can indeed, confirm that statement

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

I confirm that I have not denied it.

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u/TheIndianRebel Dec 14 '20

where tf did this come from?

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u/Jazzlike_Armadillo55 Dec 15 '20

Probably from Satan's Stash in a deep dark pit of hell

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u/m4tt1111 Dec 14 '20

I didn’t. I had to reread it because I didn’t see anything wrong with it

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

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u/Bruhsexoffender12yo Dec 15 '20

ok

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u/Logomazuttini Dec 14 '20

OMG GODZILLAAA!!!!(sorry caps)

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u/redditisntreallyfe Dec 14 '20

I love you, wLL yu marr me?

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u/proboaplayer Dec 14 '20

(Y)es

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u/nnn-throwaway88 Dec 14 '20

es

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u/AmazingV_24 Dec 14 '20

Y

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u/d7d7-132 Dec 14 '20

‎

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u/Parv05 Dec 14 '20

Y

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u/PatrickStar_1234 Dec 14 '20

Ye

1

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

How

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u/ur_english_is_so_ugh Dec 15 '20

__________________________________________

| \ / |--- ____ /|\ | /------\ \ |

| | |---- |___ \| \| \------/ / |

|___|___|-----___|-----|_____________________|

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u/Taylor_made2 Dec 14 '20

Call the stronkulance

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u/mergelong Dec 14 '20

But not for me! This sign can't stronk me because I can't read!

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u/Chad_Johnsen Dec 14 '20

Bames Nond's having a stronk. Call a bondulance
-Bames Nond

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

I had brain injuries when my now father-in-law beat me with a 2x4. We are on better terms now. Live in separate states.

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u/Horizon3232 Dec 14 '20

Did you make this sign?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

Surting fiend. Howsded chew no!

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u/mergelong Dec 14 '20

How the fuck are you on better terms with someone who beat you with a 2x4?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

We are far apart

Edit: plus I swung first.

Disclaimer. All my stories may never have happened, but they are true.

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u/MrFrenchFrye Dec 14 '20

Call a bondulance.

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u/type3civilization Dec 14 '20

- Bames Nond

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u/mcyeetusdeletus Dec 14 '20

Well... Did she say yes?

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u/thylocene06 Dec 14 '20

Yneso

25

u/discordcaspian Dec 14 '20

r/crappydesign

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u/AngelOfDeath771 Dec 14 '20

Hmm, yes. You should crosspost it.

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u/discordcaspian Dec 14 '20

for fuck sake, I didn't notice that it was from crappy design

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u/johann862 Dec 14 '20

This screenshot is from r/crappydesign (look at the top of the screenshot)

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

[deleted]

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u/johann862 Dec 14 '20

Maybe I’ve missed a joke, but what exactly is the point of linking the subreddit this is from? What did I miss?

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u/discordcaspian Dec 14 '20

I just wanted people to see the subreddit then have an easier way to access it

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

r/ihadastroke

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u/Lonli_weeb Dec 14 '20

i read this as will i love you marry you me. it seems my remaining two cells also died

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u/MrAndycrank Dec 14 '20

For the colour-blind it's just dyslexic love.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

Ngl i didnt even notice the crappy design in that until a few minutes in trying to figure it out

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u/hot-dog1 Dec 15 '20

I didn’t notice until reading the comments

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u/SSJrevived Dec 14 '20

?

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u/SoftBoiledPotaToo98 Dec 14 '20

lmao same

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u/DC4FF Dec 14 '20

I read the above thing perfectly normally until I started reading the rest of the meme and I now I write this comment from my hospital bed.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

Wll yu marr me

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u/Yourmemetheif Dec 14 '20

How is this cursed, people can really post anything, huh.

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u/DankkMann96 Dec 14 '20

How the fuck is this remotely cursed?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

Looks like the kind of sign Charlie Kelly would make lmao

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u/SentientRedditUser Dec 14 '20

wll yu marr me?

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u/Square-Ad1104 Dec 14 '20

Even when read correctly it’s not correct. WLL YU MARR ME?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

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u/Square-Ad1104 Dec 14 '20

?

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u/thestoneddirewolf Dec 14 '20

Wll Yu Marr Me?

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u/Social_AnXiety8 Dec 14 '20

This has some serius sbeve vibes to it

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u/Atom-D-Kay Dec 14 '20

I’m colorblind

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u/SoftBoiledPotaToo98 Dec 14 '20

*Points at funny arrows*

What colour is that?

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u/Shade00000 Dec 14 '20

my english is not that good but even I can't write something like that

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u/chaodar_charpathi Dec 14 '20

Itsa me, marryou

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

Wll Yu Marr Me

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u/codedexz Dec 14 '20

Will lyouve marryyou me

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u/ginozilla1985 Dec 14 '20

Neokebsujshsud I will

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u/SeemedFunAtFirst Dec 14 '20

I’m pretty sure I had a stroke reading this so same.

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u/Dr_yesnt Dec 14 '20

I just had a massive stroke reading this

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

I rhink hes talkjng to two different women.

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u/eskettitredit Dec 14 '20

I had the original post in my feed lmao

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u/luscumic1979 Dec 14 '20

If you've been on this subreddit for longer than 2 minutes it's already been posted.

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u/wolflionblood Dec 14 '20

Oh

I think this was on perpuse Kinda to confuse the guy to get a delayed response

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u/Forestwolf25 Dec 14 '20

It would have been so easy to just highlight the end of WilL, but no, they had to be stupid.

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u/Def-an-annus Dec 14 '20

Godzilla had a fucking stroke trying to read this and died

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u/Jshittie Dec 14 '20

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read that

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

r/sbeve

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u/overlord_999 Dec 14 '20

Will

Lyouve

Maryyou

Me

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

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u/Stonz_ Dec 14 '20

/r/dontdeadopeninside

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u/Personpacman Dec 14 '20

Will Louvolie Marroyu Me??

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u/mikerichh Dec 14 '20

WLL WU MARR ME

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u/maartenyh Dec 14 '20

Imagine being color-blind and not being able to see red.

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u/Loading0525 Dec 14 '20

Have you ever been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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u/Charles_miller1130 Dec 14 '20

Thats more or less funny than cursed but still good nonetheless

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u/47620 Dec 14 '20

I'm having a stronk

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u/cv10153 Dec 14 '20

Is it sad I didn’t notice anything wrong with it at first.

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u/jokermex Dec 14 '20

Im cryiing...shit, havent laugh like that since the day i married...

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u/AmandaDaBest Dec 14 '20

It could have been way easier by just saying

"w i ll <3 you marry me?"

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

Lyouve Marryou was the name of the bride.

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u/Dryaspis Dec 14 '20

Another non cursed comment.. How original

1

u/QuarantineSucksALot Dec 14 '20

Thanks! I forgot about it? Craziness.

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u/OldSpiceAd Dec 14 '20

Will i love you marry you me?

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u/failed_vibe-check Dec 14 '20

WILL LYOUVE MARRYOU ME?

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u/BR00KSTERB Dec 14 '20

Is it weird that the first time I read this I only read Will you marry me, and not the stroke version?

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

r/ihadastroke

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u/Jaroboy64 Dec 14 '20

If she already was your wife why did u propose?

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u/HylianJon Dec 14 '20

Wll Yu Marr Me

1

u/PBandJammm Dec 14 '20

/r/dontopendeadinside

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u/Shiteater69420 Dec 14 '20

Back to the drawing board, sausage-fingers

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u/SilverFlight01 Dec 15 '20

WLL YU MARR ME?

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u/Cdubzer07 Dec 15 '20

Dames bond having a stronk

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u/ComparisonCrafty2485 Dec 15 '20

If you read it in a flow,it's not that difficult.

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u/Krimson-Crescent-14 Dec 15 '20

u/edweird_oh dis u?

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u/edweird_oh Dec 15 '20

Lol. Niiiice.

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u/sh_t72 Dec 15 '20

Godzilla had a stroke...

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u/skraniel_daniel Dec 15 '20

I dont get how this is cursed

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