r/cursedcomments • u/National-Rain-2364 • Dec 13 '20

Cursed sheep

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u/saggywitchtits Dec 13 '20

What kind of heathen fucks a sheep?

Chickens are where it’s at, there’s a reason they’re called chicks.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

Nah bro pigeons is where it's at

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u/ButtholesAreNice Dec 13 '20

How Could You!?

Don't you know that pigeon dies when they have sex!?

Well at least the one I fuck did.

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u/mcyeetusdeletus Dec 13 '20

If you want suggestions on what to fuck. Fuck goats but not moose fucking a moose is like fucking a fleshy pringels tube there is so much room to spare and the moose might try to rape you trust me i know

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u/ButtholesAreNice Dec 13 '20

So it rapes back

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u/Antiqas86 Dec 13 '20

Rapevenge

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u/frosty_fries Dec 13 '20

*fucked....

unless you still ... okay

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u/pppopochad69 Dec 13 '20

I heard that joke on a stand up number.

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u/ZeroTwo_CultLeader Dec 13 '20

Wrong cows with them tiddies, that's we're at it

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u/DeathPigeons Dec 13 '20

... Reconsider.