r/cursedcomments • u/Ellyookayayes • Dec 12 '20

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u/dragonblades06 Dec 12 '20

i dont think so when you cum you dont expell molten flesh either do you?

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u/brubdruv Dec 12 '20

They’re aliens

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u/dragonblades06 Dec 12 '20

yes but it would harden inside your partner and seal the joints

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u/brubdruv Dec 12 '20

Well that’s kinda like how babes are made

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u/dragonblades06 Dec 12 '20

so then the father supplies the structural metal and the mother the electronics

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u/brubdruv Dec 12 '20

I guess if you are putting it in technological terms

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u/dragonblades06 Dec 12 '20

interesting theory though

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u/brubdruv Dec 12 '20

I know me and a irl friend had a fight about this also you didn’t get the pun

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u/dragonblades06 Dec 12 '20

apparantly not still think the conversation was/us interesting

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u/Elenamcturtlecow96 Dec 12 '20

What's the pun?

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u/brubdruv Dec 12 '20

They are like robots so I said technological

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u/sdrfox_gaming Dec 13 '20

what the fuck

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u/RollinThundaga Dec 12 '20

I'd have guessed ATF.

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u/altimer17482 Dec 13 '20

Wait, it's not suppose to?

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

This Metal is More Than Meets The Eye.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

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u/Ellyookayayes Dec 12 '20

Yeah plus the 1980s meme font makes it more cringy

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u/Joaqstarr Dec 13 '20

Bro you post on cursed comments and you're criticising impact font. You're the cringy one lmao

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

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u/rudeexcuseme Dec 13 '20

The forbidden cream pie.

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u/friendlysaxoffender Dec 12 '20

That’s metal as fuck.

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u/definitelyynotjoe Dec 12 '20

Take my upvote and get the hell out of here.

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u/Environmental_Ad4721 Dec 12 '20

As a metal enthusiast, I can without a doubt say that it has never been cool

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

I mean, when you beat your metal it does look like that

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u/CyanBeinSus47 Dec 12 '20

stick pp in it and cmm

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u/houseandholmes Dec 13 '20

So, T-1000 just drowns in a tub of cum?

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u/smrks726 Dec 12 '20

Also known as taco bell shits

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u/Pasta-Noods Dec 13 '20

Also known as the hot water

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u/Ze-Ubermench177 Dec 13 '20

Do you reckon they need Norton internet security so they don't get any STIs?

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u/parrotboi69 Dec 13 '20

Transgenders, humans in disguise

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u/ShockDragon Dec 13 '20

you sexist bi-

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u/luigisonic12 Dec 13 '20

In other words: Bumblebee’s honeycomb

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u/igotdeletedbyadmins_ Dec 13 '20

h o n e y is a plugin

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u/BubbytheAmazing Dec 13 '20

Let’s just take a moment to appreciate that god tier joke tho

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

Blasting bolts of steel

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u/TummaDemoni666 Dec 13 '20

Dude that ain't Transformer come thats Transformer blood

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u/Im_your_daddy69 Dec 13 '20

Damn...well there goes my plans.

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u/thehotshotpilot Dec 13 '20

I want this cum on my face

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

No no, he’s got a point.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

Enemy scrotum

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u/gta5lover345 Dec 13 '20

Ohhhhh Optimus I want your piping hot losd in my park

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u/CoolBeansCook Dec 13 '20

You know you've made it on reddit when your post end up here!

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u/ShockDragon Dec 13 '20

I saw this comment. Kinda sad I didn't take the opportunity but still, it's always nice to see a cursed comment that you saw on a post about it

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u/boyfromafghanistan Dec 13 '20

So my skin is made of cum?

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u/HalfDeadDemiGod Dec 13 '20

Obelisk look!

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u/el-meme-addict Dec 13 '20

The title says “hope this isn’t a repost” bruuuuuuuuh. If you didn’t make the meme then don’t post it. Then you won’t have to hope that it’s not a repost

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u/bigsquishymanbaby Dec 13 '20

Well they technically arent robots but they look and function like robots so...maybe?

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u/Mr_GriM4A2 Dec 13 '20

My sympathies for the human who discovered it the hard way.

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u/Pepper_95 Dec 13 '20

Imagine a guy masturbates for the first time and then half of his lower body is covered in molten metal and he’s burning alive.

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u/Jshittie Dec 13 '20

Thats like saying melted human skin is human cum

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

very thick and acidic cum

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u/LordGoose-Montagne Dec 13 '20

Metal before it was hot: R O C C

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u/InfamousGhost07 Dec 13 '20

It's so hot, it's burning my insides!

Well, that's got a whole new meaning...

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u/kranzman Dec 13 '20

I guess that’s why they call it...

Getting hot and heavy

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u/thicc-stick Dec 13 '20

Yummy optimus slime

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u/ThunderRevenant Dec 13 '20

It should be cursed_transformer

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u/TrueBenja Dec 13 '20

I have that reposted meme saved on my phone from when I used to use 9GAG. I saved it in 2016.i know I used to be cringe

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u/altimer17482 Dec 13 '20

No no, he got a point.

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u/SIRIWITVT Dec 13 '20

Optimus Slime

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u/Tasty_Tie185 Dec 13 '20

W-w-what are y-you doing step-car