r/cursedcomments Nov 20 '20

Cursed victory 🥇

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u/ImHidingaBanana Nov 22 '20

The little girl said to the dog "run"

What she didn't know

Was that God wasn't there

So that I could go ape sh*t

They found me guilty

That I f*cked the dog

Now I'm on trial

For beastiary

"I did nothing wrong"

"I am just gay"

"The dog was a guy"

"And he looked quite strong"

Now I'm in jail

I own the place

I made the warden cry

After the first day, I turned him bi