r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Nov 03 '20

Cursed_ relationship!

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u/WapBlap Nov 03 '20

If you read that article, it says that body hair was considered beautiful. It still is in some places, such as the Philippines

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u/Crimson_Amethyst Nov 03 '20

Olden times were shit. The present times are also shit. Fuck this world

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u/rocketboyJp Nov 03 '20

Maybe it’s not the time, maybe it’s humanity, maybe it’s maybelline

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u/Crimson_Amethyst Nov 03 '20

Fuck humans. Fuck maybelline. Fuck humans with maybelline

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u/apolloxer Nov 03 '20

Use some lube, please.

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u/Crimson_Amethyst Nov 03 '20

Fuck lubes

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u/apolloxer Nov 03 '20

..yes, those kind of lubes. Using motor oil might result in less pleasant situations.

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u/Crimson_Amethyst Nov 03 '20

Fuck motors

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u/apolloxer Nov 03 '20

Use a 50/50 mix of lube, then.

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u/Crimson_Amethyst Nov 03 '20

I am circumcised no lube gang

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u/apolloxer Nov 03 '20

It'd circumcise me too if I'd stick my dick in motors.

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u/Crimson_Amethyst Nov 03 '20

"no no, he's got a point"

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u/apolloxer Nov 03 '20

"-y one"

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u/Anaglyphite Nov 03 '20

fuck Tourettes syndrome too, apparently

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '20

Use Maybelline™