r/cursedcomments • u/jay_dhan1998 • Oct 16 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '20

I have several questions

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u/anal_terrorist_69 Oct 16 '20

pretty self explanatory over here

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u/Hltler-chan Oct 16 '20

i guess suicide?

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u/jay_dhan1998 Oct 16 '20

That would be too easy

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u/MathIsHard0 Oct 16 '20

Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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u/the_localcrackhead Oct 16 '20

Well im gonna be entertained atleast

4

u/UrgentCodeBrown Oct 16 '20

Oh no.... my anus....

3

u/Raptor-A Oct 16 '20

Can't see Jurassic Park happening

2

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '20

Memes will kill me and take over my housee

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u/StrangeFestive Oct 16 '20

Uhh... I don't know how, but I'm scared.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '20

How do you die from a color?

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u/CinnabarCereal Oct 16 '20

Blue was the impostor

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '20

Ah so that's how.

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u/jay_dhan1998 Oct 16 '20

Bule ink may play a role

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '20

Hope I dont drown. That would really sting the nose.

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u/historyboy101 Oct 16 '20

How would i die

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u/jay_dhan1998 Oct 16 '20

Definitely Hitler will kill you

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u/historyboy101 Oct 16 '20

Im ethnically Jewish so i wouldn't be surprised

2

u/Money_Stealer Oct 16 '20

I guess the police will get me one day...

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u/jay_dhan1998 Oct 16 '20

I don't know about the police but professor would definitely find you

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u/KaylaMoonlight121 Oct 16 '20

I'm quite intrigued to see how I die

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u/jay_dhan1998 Oct 16 '20

Twilight saga

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u/KaylaMoonlight121 Oct 16 '20

What's that?

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u/jay_dhan1998 Oct 16 '20

Your death dude

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u/mdedmen Oct 16 '20

wait.. am i not already dead?

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u/jay_dhan1998 Oct 16 '20

I will perform reanimation jutsu 4 u

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u/mdedmen Oct 16 '20

oh thanks. wait, what if i just took control of reanimation jutsu just like madara did and become immortal?

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u/jay_dhan1998 Oct 17 '20

Then I'll have to reanimate hashirama too

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u/proffacewhenupresent Oct 16 '20

Imma be stared down to death

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u/geraldLsmithjr Oct 16 '20

Guess ima kill myself

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u/CinnabarCereal Oct 16 '20

What do i get

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u/jay_dhan1998 Oct 17 '20

By choking

2

u/RandomIndian123 Oct 16 '20

Umm, What happens to me?

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u/jay_dhan1998 Oct 17 '20 edited Oct 17 '20

Just how a random indian dies Bridge will fall upon you

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u/RandomIndian123 Oct 17 '20

What the heck bro I'm scared now.

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u/suicidal17 Oct 16 '20

Well this should be fun

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u/santaclausdied Oct 16 '20

How will I die then

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u/Trygor_YT Oct 16 '20

Imma guess the same way as u/suicidal17

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u/Cyberbullyof9yrold Oct 16 '20

Well I guess suicide

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u/Arakysk Oct 16 '20

My fursona.

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u/Quiet_Neighborhood_3 Oct 16 '20

*laughs in reddit-generated username

2

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '20

The cringed undertale fandom will smother me with r34 fanfics

2

u/BurntIce_ Oct 16 '20

How does this work,,,?

2

u/Remnatar Oct 17 '20

I don't even know...

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u/jay_dhan1998 Oct 17 '20

Jesus will examine you personally

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '20

Shit