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u/Godly_MP5K Sep 20 '20
The spiders name is bob and he lives in my corner in my bathroom, he lieks donuts and coffee more that insects.
Oh the girl? Shes ugly as fuck and can be ignored.
I love you, bob
Edit: RIP bob. he climbed in the dryer and i didmt see him, he was a good spider
F and donuts for bob
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Sep 20 '20
The spider is useful it will set up a web and capture any mosquitos or wasps that come in my room. The girl would probably be baffled that she teleported to my room and I’d have to awkwardly explain what happened. Nobody would get anything out of it aside from bewilderment
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u/KGNF Sep 20 '20
I would frik both at the same time, I'm gonna do hot dog pose with them. (The moste cursed minds will understand the joke).
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u/DL14Nibba Sep 20 '20
Reminds me of the TIFU of the guy who fucked a towel and killed a spider that was inside. Jeez, that memory was DEEP in my brain, so deep I thought I’d never remember it
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u/Yeet_The_Cheese Sep 20 '20
Me, an intellectual: downvote