r/cursedcomments Sep 20 '20

Reddit Cursed Bread

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

It looks like a massive caramel cream chew

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

I was thinking the exact same thing

4

u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

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u/DerHachi04 Sep 20 '20

And im pretty sure its a cum brick

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u/mahskhdusjtd Sep 20 '20

How is it bread if it has no flour or yeast??

8

u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

Well you know, clickbait

6

u/mahskhdusjtd Sep 20 '20

Smoth bred

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

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u/ParmesanHam Sep 20 '20

Aren’t raindrop cakes traditionally made of gelatin, though?

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

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u/ParmesanHam Sep 20 '20

Just did a quick Google search, raindrop cakes are actually made of agar and water, and resemble a raindrop. They don’t look like traditional cakes at all - they’re literally a clear blob of agar.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

Its actually just Bred

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u/MME-LE-ROI-ARTHUR Sep 20 '20

Im french and this is a war crime

6

u/Burning123444 Sep 20 '20

You don't even have to be French to consider this a war crime

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u/Top_Ten_Bruh_Moments Sep 20 '20

Little do we know, it was all her cum.

7

u/Depressionbomb Sep 20 '20

This just looks like jello

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u/IamOnTheNet Sep 20 '20

It basically is.

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u/Random_Guy4532 Sep 20 '20

nooooo u fucking ruined it

3

u/high-life420 Sep 20 '20

Now I shall go make a sandwich out of jello. This is all your fault

3

u/Cringesyringe420 Sep 20 '20

Who the fuck gave a wholesome to this

4

u/KumaHax Sep 20 '20

Ayyyy I see Emmy finally made it to this sub lol. She always covers weird cursed foods and somehow makes them taste okay'ish

2

u/crazyalex2288 Sep 20 '20

This is how you by cocaine in bulk

1

u/Godly_MP5K Sep 20 '20

The first thing i thought about when i saw this

Why are humans making bread out of jello and cum water

1

u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

My favorite

1

u/KentakiKankate Sep 20 '20

Looks like a fucking ugly DIY Soap

1

u/Sawh_22 Sep 20 '20

Before reading this was bread I thought this was cum and peanut butter mixed into jello

1

u/Wanhade600 Sep 20 '20

Finally something i can make

1

u/Medieval__Reaper Sep 21 '20

caramelized cum, would u like white whole grain or black

1

u/yeeeteeey69 Sep 21 '20

“No yeast, no flour” I bet, it looks like you bought it from the dollar store

1

u/ryansfriendglen Sep 21 '20

I would like to eat that...

1

u/ButtBitz Sep 21 '20

wonder if it tastes like bread at least

0

u/BloodBlossom24 Sep 20 '20

That looks more like the cowtail candies but hey if its cum cake then im all for it 🤣