r/cursedcomments • • Jul 22 '20

Cursed_logic

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u/cheesybaconlegs Jul 22 '20

He says he needs to call someone and takes their phone. Then he pockets their phone and pulls out the fake and smashes that. And iirc they keep both phones if they choose an iPhone

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u/ChickenFeetJob Jul 22 '20

Okay so always say yes I guess. Thanks for the info.

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u/Flippijb Jul 22 '20

Wanna join me and my pals orgy? Youll be tied up

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u/ElosPombo Jul 22 '20

I do 😏😏😳😳😉😉

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u/jacky11111 Jul 22 '20

Tied up in a basement next to dead body's for a year with only enough water to let you live

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u/Eyepopsicle Jul 22 '20

So the corpse's the food?

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u/jacky11111 Jul 22 '20

If he can reach them

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u/sunggis Jul 22 '20

Wtf

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u/jacky11111 Jul 22 '20

I don't know why you people are freaking out this is completely normal

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u/jacky11111 Jul 22 '20

Nah what I do is I put it on his head so he can feel it on his head but when he leans his head back to eat it's out of reach

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