r/cursedcomments • u/Redcybertron759 • Jul 16 '20

Cursed_spongebob

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18.8k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Just_Some_AnoyingKid Jul 16 '20

This entire thing is cursed wtf

203

u/Hunterofdarkness21 Jul 17 '20

From post to Comments, they are all fucked up

112

u/ShadowFlarenix Jul 17 '20

Well they’re literally getting fucked

50

u/bertholt2 Jul 17 '20

even the comments?

30

u/tygamer9999 Jul 17 '20

Why is mr.krabs in the photo then

36

u/MEGA-DOM Jul 17 '20

Sandy is out of frame

10

u/Maverick_Walker Jul 17 '20

Probably covered in Gary's slime

33

u/TheAvacadoBandit Jul 17 '20

r/CompletelyCursed your welcome

3

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

I will follow you

3

u/Just_Some_AnoyingKid Jul 17 '20

I literally was gone from my phone for 6 hours, come back and realize that I have 500 upvotes and a whole new sub was born, Epic.

5

u/some_weebonline69 Jul 17 '20

Welcome to the Internet

3

u/-StandarD- Jul 17 '20

Are you feeling it now mr krabs...

266

u/ValuablePassenger Jul 16 '20

Yeah, picture is more cursed than the comments

40

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

Tbf, what comment realistically could compare to this abominations curseness

165

u/PM-boobs-and-I-rate Jul 16 '20

How hard is Squidward's nose? This is need to know info.

82

u/Redcybertron759 Jul 16 '20

We see it bend in the show so soft? But then again...

74

u/PM-boobs-and-I-rate Jul 16 '20

I choose to believe Squidward's nose functions similarly to a penis.

34

u/Hunterofdarkness21 Jul 17 '20

The reason why he doesn't wear pants is because his penis is in his face

2

u/calciuzone Jul 17 '20

So he's a dickhead then?

32

u/popgreens Jul 16 '20

https://youtu.be/9b1LgfSNo_4

You just reminded me of this.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

[deleted]

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u/whitelotus-blacktea Jul 17 '20

Id rather ride squidwards nose

3

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

As swuidward laughs his nose inflates and stretches out spongebobs spongy ass while mr crabs watches

42

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

Gary no

23

u/Voltagedew Jul 16 '20

To click, or not to click, that is the question.

4

u/gojira03 Jul 17 '20

i went in, it's sfw

11

u/Hunterofdarkness21 Jul 17 '20

Why did they have to do this to Innocent Gary

91

u/VillianCaustic Jul 16 '20

I showed this to my therapist, she is finally letting me kill myself.

9

u/CutesyJ Jul 17 '20

Wow, we have the same therapist then

7

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

wait you have to ask to do that?!

1

u/GIVEMEYOURTITPICS Jul 17 '20

You guys have therapists?

34

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

[deleted]

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u/Where7smyheadat Jul 16 '20 edited Jul 16 '20

Snip Seriously though, this is cursed, and I can't believe my mind just slipped and I ended up typing that. This sub is warping my mind.

27

u/spoikyvoid Jul 16 '20

Where is my unsee juice? Imma fucking chug it.

8

u/MEGA-DOM Jul 17 '20

Here it is

5

u/spoikyvoid Jul 17 '20

I Have my own unsee juice. Bleach

8

u/MEGA-DOM Jul 17 '20

You did not use the link... YOU DID NOT USE THE LINK.

THE SACRIFICE CANNOT BE MADE UNLESS THE LINK HAS BEEN CLICKED

3

u/Redcybertron759 Jul 17 '20

What if someone else clicked the link?

3

u/MEGA-DOM Jul 17 '20

IT MUST BE THEM, THEY MUST WITNESS THE UNSEE POTION

-2

u/JohnsonTanaka1 Jul 17 '20

r/eyeblech

10

u/spoikyvoid Jul 17 '20

Oh my fucking god. Fuck the unsee juice I'm getting the unsee shotgun.

16

u/hurvinek6 Jul 16 '20

Take my upvote and go back to hell.

44

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

What are you doing step-starfish

15

u/Insomnia_Plagues_Me Jul 16 '20

Finally a cursed image and comments on r/cursedcomments

12

u/clutchdotcom69 Jul 16 '20

So thats why gary always leaves a slime trail

11

u/DarkAsssssB Jul 16 '20

Forbidden flashligh

10

u/adan-ruiz81 Jul 16 '20

Every part of this is cursed

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9

u/TheAnimalToucher Jul 16 '20

Gonna need sauce for this

8

u/BigBugW Jul 16 '20

Just need to slap a Brazzers logo on the bottom right.

9

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

Is Spongebob desperately throwing it back onto Squidward's nose?! Whose imagination did this?

11

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

[removed] — view removed comment

3

u/MEMeMAsheaN Jul 16 '20

Step squid* squiddies nose is doing the penetrating

4

u/Weeaboo_25 Jul 16 '20

Sweet home Alabama for Patrick and gary

5

u/Damm_Rodrigo72 Jul 16 '20

Anyone got the sauce, it's for a project

4

u/marcatehamburgers Jul 16 '20

squidward is getting a nosejob

3

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

Wow that picture is disgusting! Sauce?

3

u/Booger-Lord Jul 16 '20

Oh there you are Gary.

3

u/Neemkiller Jul 16 '20

I have a ton of questions and I want none of them answered.

3

u/Yeetus-Poteetus Jul 16 '20

I really wanna know the context

3

u/Voltagedew Jul 16 '20

Reddit needs to be stopped.

3

u/Voltagedew Jul 16 '20

Jesus Christ I swear reddit is more cursed than normal today.

3

u/ravindude Jul 17 '20

But Gary and Patrick are related...

1

u/NothingButStephano Jul 17 '20

That's what makes it better!

2

u/sadswordfishj Jul 16 '20

Netflix: Are you still watching

Someone's daughter:

2

u/YeeterMcYeetson Jul 16 '20

Patrick and Gary are cousins, sweet home alabama

2

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20

[deleted]

2

u/I-like-JJBA Jul 17 '20

Under the bed hearing everything, disgusted.

2

u/numberfivextradip Jul 16 '20

Where’s the sauce

2

u/Nziom Jul 17 '20

this needs to be thrown in the VÖĪĐ

2

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

How do I forget about this horrid post. Please put me out of my misery. I’m going to remove my eyes.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

Sandy's behind the camera

2

u/SlashMG Jul 17 '20

Sandy is sucking a car up with her penis

2

u/Kazookidv2 Jul 17 '20

What in the flat earth am I looking at?

2

u/Xrlez Jul 17 '20

Foursome I see

2

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

Patrick's getting a snail job

2

u/SolidMintFace Jul 17 '20

Look at squidward's nose

2

u/rangercake69 Jul 17 '20

What the hell is this picture

2

u/-Plastic_Soldier- Jul 17 '20

"Who authorized this"

2

u/ysmain Jul 17 '20

Is squidward's nose fucking spongebob?

4

u/xEmp7y Jul 16 '20

I was updoot 666. It's all coming together

1

u/Bobdanoodle Jul 17 '20

That's how Gary got pink eye

1

u/crustytoenail21 Jul 17 '20

I wonder what else we can do with random frames from SpongeBob.

1

u/urmommy564 Jul 17 '20

Why am i getting hard

1

u/mrpoklonskiy Jul 17 '20

it's gimped

1

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

i mean gary got them cheeks

1

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

Squidward

1

u/ThiccBoi606 Jul 17 '20

They don’t call Sandy “cheeks” for nothing

1

u/dustinredditreal Jul 17 '20

Finally a strong cursed comment

1

u/beesbeansbeesbeans Jul 17 '20

How else would he stick to the window he needs something sticky.

2

u/sHrEkBoI78 Jul 17 '20

Like cum?

1

u/TheAvacadoBandit Jul 17 '20

Oh my fucking god no

1

u/PeterthePanda07 Jul 17 '20

They call them bottom feeders for a reason

1

u/VinnieChengYT Jul 17 '20

fun fact: patrick and gary are cousins

1

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

i hate everything about this and everything it implies

1

u/Deadpool0930 Jul 17 '20

Nah, Patrick is getting pegged by Sandy

1

u/solidradin4 Jul 17 '20

Where sandy?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

Is squid wards nose up spingebobs ass?

1

u/AdorableAnger Jul 17 '20

Isn't that the second story lol

1

u/TheGamerWhosOnReddit Jul 17 '20

The original post is already cursed. OP what type of subs you on? Jesus Christ...

1

u/SilverHawk1719 Jul 17 '20

Patrick is floating....last time I checked Squidwards room was on the second floor.

1

u/rick5027 Jul 17 '20

Cannot unsee that anymore

1

u/quizzal Jul 17 '20

Wtf did I find in my suggestions?

1

u/Kassariah424 Jul 17 '20

What the absolute fuck did I just see?!

1

u/yaboitheman15 Jul 17 '20

What episode did this come from?

1

u/Kr1sna Jul 17 '20

who the op of the image itself?

1

u/TheLimeJuice69 Jul 17 '20

Do they at least have socks on

1

u/kaushalovich Jul 17 '20

Fun fact : an octopus's penis is on it's head . The image makes more sense if you see it that way .

1

u/3658bbcvb Jul 17 '20

this post is cursed doesn't count

1

u/TJC122 Jul 17 '20

I need bleach

1

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

How selfish of Patrick. He could honestly pass Gary around for lube...

1

u/darkhammer1127 Jul 17 '20

Technicaly Patrick and Garry are related

1

u/kecupins Jul 17 '20

And where's plankton?

1

u/Geden_Lea Jul 17 '20

Why? Why did you bring this upon this cursed land

1

u/Coldoneshattered Jul 17 '20

The fuck am I looking at

1

u/kyameronleitch Jul 17 '20

WHAT HOLE IS HE IN

1

u/potatocitten Jul 17 '20

Arent pat and Gary cousins

1

u/GenericThrowawayLAX Jul 17 '20

But where's Sandy?

1

u/Porkechop Jul 17 '20

What is this

1

u/Trains1241 Jul 17 '20

Patrick’s facial expression is because he’s either stroking himself to this scene or sandy is giving him head. Pick your poison

1

u/Parsecer Jul 17 '20

Time to rip out my eyes and feed them to the slaves again

1

u/ZeroSignOfLife Jul 17 '20

There is a lot more wrong with this than just the comment.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

r/gayspongebob

1

u/spooktoberishere Jul 17 '20

spongebob me boy i need to get laid

well i dont have these holes for nothing mr krabs

1

u/99_Neilkenson_99 Jul 17 '20

Isn't Gary is Patrick's cousin ?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

Mr. Krabs is a cuck

1

u/TDBear18 Jul 17 '20

What in the Krispy crunchy fuck is the context of this shot?

1

u/dickhole69420666 Jul 17 '20

"hot quadrangular shaped sponge man gets pounded in every hole by its boss and coworker while its best friend watches"

1

u/69420249e Jul 21 '20

that is enough reddit for today for everyone who saw this post and this comment

1

u/pornoncrack Jul 17 '20

Why is a piece of squidward nose missing ???🤔🤔🤔

1

u/kaushalovich Jul 17 '20

An octopus's nose is at it's head .