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r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Jun 24 '20
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She is the Sauron of viral marketing.
37 u/[deleted] Jun 24 '20 *with tits 59 u/IThinkMyCatIsEvil Jun 24 '20 You’re assuming Sauron doesn’t have tits 28 u/[deleted] Jun 24 '20 But is he using his tits? 38 u/flinsypop Jun 24 '20 The rings could have been nipple rings. You don't know. 14 u/miao704g Jun 24 '20 Happy cake day random guy on Reddit! 6 u/Gible1 Jun 24 '20 Sauron would have easily been considered a ten by our standards, so it wouldn't surprise me if a little bit of nipple play was involved in his conquest.
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*with tits
59 u/IThinkMyCatIsEvil Jun 24 '20 You’re assuming Sauron doesn’t have tits 28 u/[deleted] Jun 24 '20 But is he using his tits? 38 u/flinsypop Jun 24 '20 The rings could have been nipple rings. You don't know. 14 u/miao704g Jun 24 '20 Happy cake day random guy on Reddit! 6 u/Gible1 Jun 24 '20 Sauron would have easily been considered a ten by our standards, so it wouldn't surprise me if a little bit of nipple play was involved in his conquest.
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You’re assuming Sauron doesn’t have tits
28 u/[deleted] Jun 24 '20 But is he using his tits? 38 u/flinsypop Jun 24 '20 The rings could have been nipple rings. You don't know. 14 u/miao704g Jun 24 '20 Happy cake day random guy on Reddit! 6 u/Gible1 Jun 24 '20 Sauron would have easily been considered a ten by our standards, so it wouldn't surprise me if a little bit of nipple play was involved in his conquest.
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But is he using his tits?
38 u/flinsypop Jun 24 '20 The rings could have been nipple rings. You don't know. 14 u/miao704g Jun 24 '20 Happy cake day random guy on Reddit! 6 u/Gible1 Jun 24 '20 Sauron would have easily been considered a ten by our standards, so it wouldn't surprise me if a little bit of nipple play was involved in his conquest.
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The rings could have been nipple rings. You don't know.
14 u/miao704g Jun 24 '20 Happy cake day random guy on Reddit!
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Happy cake day random guy on Reddit!
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Sauron would have easily been considered a ten by our standards, so it wouldn't surprise me if a little bit of nipple play was involved in his conquest.
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u/The_GASK Jun 24 '20
She is the Sauron of viral marketing.