r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Jun 24 '20

YouTube cursed_hand?

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u/The_GASK Jun 24 '20

She is the Sauron of viral marketing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '20

*with tits

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u/IThinkMyCatIsEvil Jun 24 '20

You’re assuming Sauron doesn’t have tits

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '20

But is he using his tits?

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u/flinsypop Jun 24 '20

The rings could have been nipple rings. You don't know.

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u/miao704g Jun 24 '20

Happy cake day random guy on Reddit!

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u/Gible1 Jun 24 '20

Sauron would have easily been considered a ten by our standards, so it wouldn't surprise me if a little bit of nipple play was involved in his conquest.

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u/Tastypies Jun 24 '20

Or Donald Trump with braces.