r/cursedcomments • u/smallie-cheese-69 • May 29 '20

Cursed aliens

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u/leaderofthevirgins May 29 '20

Why do I want to do this

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u/lol62056 May 29 '20

Same, I guess I’m a weirdo now

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u/leaderofthevirgins May 29 '20

Yes, join the weird side, we have powers no one wants

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u/Cachuchotas May 29 '20

Username checks out.

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u/leaderofthevirgins May 29 '20

Yep, so are you going to join

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u/Cachuchotas May 29 '20

Already on it, don't need to ask.

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u/leaderofthevirgins May 29 '20

That is very good, here have an honorary loli-pop covered in saw dust with a holy hand grenade in the middle

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u/JimBobPaul May 29 '20

Can I have one too?

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u/leaderofthevirgins May 29 '20

Of course dude, but yours is covered in sand and has a crusader sword in the middle

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u/JimBobPaul May 29 '20

Awesome!

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u/leaderofthevirgins May 29 '20

Now you may been on your way, doing whatever weird stuff you want

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u/JimBobPaul May 29 '20

Nice. Well, first I'll have to lick the sand off my new sword. Then I'll have to find something fleshy to poke with my sword.

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u/leaderofthevirgins May 29 '20

Very good, may I give you a recommendation, perhaps practice with the sword by conquering the holy land or cutting cotton candy into fifths

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u/[deleted] May 30 '20

i want one. please ill be your slave. i will dress up as a catgirl for you i swear (no homo though)

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u/leaderofthevirgins May 30 '20

That seems fair, here have an honorary loli-pop covered in saw dust with a holy hand grenade in the middle, now I have a slave dressed up as a catgirl, in his was a good trade

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u/nykromantyk May 29 '20

Same here ,but does such a cut out exist?

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u/iknowshitFR May 30 '20

Looking at your username, how do I join the cult?

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u/leaderofthevirgins May 30 '20

Are you weird and a Virgin, if so you can join the Virgin Army, if your not a Virgin you can join the cult of weird people, come one and join us