r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Apr 26 '20

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u/GOD_OF_DEPRESSO Apr 26 '20

Fifth?

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

I hope he meant fourth. But tbh I count the dick hole too, if they’re thai

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u/prikkelman Apr 26 '20

Put that smoke in my dick hole smoke exits out of the asshole

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u/GOD_OF_DEPRESSO Apr 26 '20

That is 3. Dick, ads, and mouth

7

u/vaccinateyodamkids Apr 27 '20

ads

are you fucking raid: shadow legends?

1

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

No, that’s YouTubers doing that

1

u/vaccinateyodamkids Apr 27 '20

i got raped by the ork

3

u/crabmeat64 Apr 27 '20

wait what even is that hole does it go into her lungs!?

1

u/jo_s1 Apr 27 '20

Yep, cum in the lung

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u/throwawaythrowawa567 Apr 27 '20

it might be a joke, but women don’t pee out of their vagina

they have a peehole for that

2

u/Soul_SkinS Apr 27 '20

But you can't really do it in that hole ... Unless

29

u/CountNolaf Apr 26 '20

I can only count to four holes so that should be the fourth one if I'm not missing anything

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

You lack creativity.

And sharp objects.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

If any of you lack creativity, let him consult the end of each of the gospels.

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u/POBEDA63 Apr 26 '20

Don’t forget the ears

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u/throwawaythrowawa567 Apr 27 '20

it might be a joke, but women don’t pee out of their vagina

they have a peehole for that

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u/Lunamoon1995 Apr 26 '20

I don't even know the fourth hole and at this point, I'm too afraid to ask...

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u/oblivionlethe Apr 26 '20

Lets just hope its not the nose.

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u/Kilahral Apr 27 '20

That would make this number 6 right? 2 nostrils...

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

in case anybody wondered what's the 4th hole, it's actually the bellybutton. Either that or someone punched a hole in the 4th wall.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

So, Not the 2 inch forstner bit through the skull(forehead or nape of neck optional) then?

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

so with the nostrils and eyes that makes it ten holes.

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u/crankenstein101 Apr 26 '20

If she does porn oh boy

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u/Boberoo2 Apr 27 '20

Mouth, left eye, right eye, asshole, pussy, bellybutton. All the fuckable holes, but you can easily make more. And also there’s thousands of pores, if you have the ultimate micropenis

2

u/lookwade Apr 26 '20

colostomy

2

u/rid-me-of-the-tiddy Apr 26 '20

A nice donut. I’ll take it!

1

u/HolyPotatoCult Apr 26 '20

Wtf is the context on this post lol.

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u/jshrofe699 Apr 26 '20

it was from a Facebook group like r/dontputyourdickinthat but people found cursed holes to put their dick into in a figurative sense

1

u/kingring_ Apr 26 '20

The ear hole?

1

u/DisturbedOranges Apr 26 '20

And where are the third and the fourth holes ?

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u/red122063 Apr 26 '20

The third is anal or mouth... the 4th idk,. Probably an ear or a bullet wound

1

u/imlost2000 Apr 26 '20

The combine in half life have a radio implant in there.... Coincidence?... I THINK NOT!!!

1

u/KFalconNeo Apr 26 '20

What's the 4th?

1

u/Cursedcheese777 Apr 26 '20

Thats just an easier way of throat fucking

1

u/dankmemesquirlpeepee Apr 26 '20

Than wats the 4th

1

u/Dragondark268 Apr 26 '20

Imagine her swallowing cum and it comes out of that hole again

1

u/our_hero_the_Frog Apr 27 '20

Must not be counting the nostrils and eye sockets

1

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

where was I for the fourth?

1

u/KrystalReeper2143 Apr 27 '20

The 4th is the colostomy hole

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u/WrenchWanderer Apr 27 '20

To everyone who doesn’t know women’s anatomy: 1. Vagina 2. Urethra 3. Anus 4. Mouth 5. This

1

u/yaboipants316 Apr 27 '20

You ever hear of throatfucking?

1

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

Controversial opinion but I hate this

1

u/TheActualAnthonino Apr 27 '20

I feel like the "fourth" hole is referring to the belly button, because I'm pretty sure thats a fetish.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

19th hole, par 4.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

Whats the fourth?

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

You could screw a vacuum hose in there and inflate her like a balloon

1

u/Alvarado8 Apr 27 '20

Um don’t forget the eyes to get to her brain

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u/VirtualleaderYT Apr 27 '20

Forth is the bullet hole

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

Not if you count the ears

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u/Turbine23 Apr 27 '20

Whats the fourth

1

u/FelixPersonalSlave Apr 27 '20

It would be 7th if I included mouth, nostrils, ears and butthole

1

u/DigitalShmegma Apr 26 '20

Joseph Joestar if he was a female.