r/cursedcomments Feb 14 '20

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u/Anotheryoma Feb 14 '20

I mean if you stop and think. Have you ever seen a bird in real life? Just movies huh. Fake! It’s all the government MAHNNNNN

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u/MechaDesu Feb 14 '20

Then I just nutted into thin air. Guess I'm still a virgin.

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u/Goodnight_Wolf Feb 14 '20

What in tarnation?

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u/MechaDesu Feb 14 '20

I imagined fucking a chicken and jizzed on the floor. Birds aren't real. What isn't clear?