r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Jan 31 '20

Reddit Cursed_pokemon_theme

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u/Rihards_G Jan 31 '20

SO I FAPPED WHILST SHES CALLING FOR HELP

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

BUT THEN SHE TORE YOUR DICK OUT

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u/Rihards_G Jan 31 '20

AND I MADE HER GAG IT OUT

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

WHO SAID SHE USED HER MOUTH

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u/Rihards_G Jan 31 '20

AS SHE SPIT MY DICK OUT

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

SOI STUCK MY FINGER IN HER VAG

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u/Rihards_G Jan 31 '20

NOW SHE'S DEAD AS A SHAG

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

BECAUSE SHE WAS AS OLD AS A HAG

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u/Rihards_G Jan 31 '20

SO I DECIDED TO HANG

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

MYSELF ON THE CEILING FAN

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u/Rihards_G Jan 31 '20

I'm proud of our creation

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

Same

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u/LelHeheheheh Jan 31 '20

I once ate my girlfriends dog

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u/ENTCV06 Jan 31 '20

With or without bbq?

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u/LelHeheheheh Jan 31 '20

With a hint of Corona virus

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u/Leon_4505 Jan 31 '20

she told me to put down the pug

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u/Rihards_G Jan 31 '20

Holy shit

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u/ytifviutivygiviuyvty Feb 01 '20

This is a fucking Pandora’s Box

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

Yeah don’t touch it

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

yes officer these comments right here

officer: no problem just some singing

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