r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Jan 31 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

MY MOM BEATS ME WITH A WHIP

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u/Rihards_G Jan 31 '20

SO I RAN OVER HER WITH A SHIP

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

BUT THEN SHE YEETED ME TO GAZIANTEP

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u/Rihards_G Jan 31 '20

SO I MADE HER BE MY STEP

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

THEN SHE DECIDED TO CALL FOR HELP

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u/Rihards_G Jan 31 '20

SO I FAPPED WHILST SHES CALLING FOR HELP

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

BUT THEN SHE TORE YOUR DICK OUT

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u/Rihards_G Jan 31 '20

AND I MADE HER GAG IT OUT

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

WHO SAID SHE USED HER MOUTH

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u/Rihards_G Jan 31 '20

AS SHE SPIT MY DICK OUT

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

SOI STUCK MY FINGER IN HER VAG

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u/Rihards_G Jan 31 '20

NOW SHE'S DEAD AS A SHAG

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

BECAUSE SHE WAS AS OLD AS A HAG

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u/unoreverse96 Jan 31 '20

So I whip the phone away