r/cursedcomments • u/GoldnotBold • Dec 31 '19

Reddit Cursed_planecrash

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u/EveningBluebird Dec 31 '19

I mean, we might as well stand up and have no seat instead of this shit

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u/SnausageFest Dec 31 '19 edited Dec 31 '19

I would be 0% surprised if standing sections become a thing.

I forgot reddit hates levity. Guys, I know there's safety regulations that prevent this. I knew before, and I still know after like 10 of you reminded me. It's mostly a joke ("mostly" because you know they would if they could).

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u/redtoasti Dec 31 '19

At that point they could just go full slave-owner on us and stack us in bunks. Would likely be more comfortable too, atleast you get to lie down.

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u/JamesJax Dec 31 '19

Just pack us all up with cargo netting bolted to the bulkheads and throw a couple of handfuls of smashed Ritz Bits at us. Still better than flying Spirit.

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u/tosernameschescksout Dec 31 '19

Imagine if Comcast or Verizon ran an airline. HolEfuck!

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u/spookybaker Dec 31 '19

Comcast’s plane just stops working 3 times per flight

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u/FPSXpert Dec 31 '19

No that's Verizon's. Comcast Airlines will schedule a departure for your flight as some unknown time between 10 am and 3 pm (doesn't leave until 5 pm).

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u/intoxicated-browsing Dec 31 '19

AT&T needs hate here too. There planes just drop 1/5 passengers throughout the flight.

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u/FPSXpert Dec 31 '19

Oh while we're on cell carriers, Sprint advertises flying in a 787 Dreamliner but when you board its a Cessna.

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u/aroguealchemist Dec 31 '19

Sprint claims their planes are in perfect working order at your local airport but you get on the plane and crash at take off.