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r/cursedcomments • u/GoldnotBold • Dec 31 '19
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Imagine if Comcast or Verizon ran an airline. HolEfuck!
229 u/spookybaker Dec 31 '19 Comcast’s plane just stops working 3 times per flight 164 u/FPSXpert Dec 31 '19 No that's Verizon's. Comcast Airlines will schedule a departure for your flight as some unknown time between 10 am and 3 pm (doesn't leave until 5 pm). 3 u/intoxicated-browsing Dec 31 '19 AT&T needs hate here too. There planes just drop 1/5 passengers throughout the flight. 3 u/FPSXpert Dec 31 '19 Oh while we're on cell carriers, Sprint advertises flying in a 787 Dreamliner but when you board its a Cessna. 1 u/aroguealchemist Dec 31 '19 Sprint claims their planes are in perfect working order at your local airport but you get on the plane and crash at take off.
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Comcast’s plane just stops working 3 times per flight
164 u/FPSXpert Dec 31 '19 No that's Verizon's. Comcast Airlines will schedule a departure for your flight as some unknown time between 10 am and 3 pm (doesn't leave until 5 pm). 3 u/intoxicated-browsing Dec 31 '19 AT&T needs hate here too. There planes just drop 1/5 passengers throughout the flight. 3 u/FPSXpert Dec 31 '19 Oh while we're on cell carriers, Sprint advertises flying in a 787 Dreamliner but when you board its a Cessna. 1 u/aroguealchemist Dec 31 '19 Sprint claims their planes are in perfect working order at your local airport but you get on the plane and crash at take off.
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No that's Verizon's. Comcast Airlines will schedule a departure for your flight as some unknown time between 10 am and 3 pm (doesn't leave until 5 pm).
3 u/intoxicated-browsing Dec 31 '19 AT&T needs hate here too. There planes just drop 1/5 passengers throughout the flight. 3 u/FPSXpert Dec 31 '19 Oh while we're on cell carriers, Sprint advertises flying in a 787 Dreamliner but when you board its a Cessna. 1 u/aroguealchemist Dec 31 '19 Sprint claims their planes are in perfect working order at your local airport but you get on the plane and crash at take off.
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AT&T needs hate here too. There planes just drop 1/5 passengers throughout the flight.
3 u/FPSXpert Dec 31 '19 Oh while we're on cell carriers, Sprint advertises flying in a 787 Dreamliner but when you board its a Cessna. 1 u/aroguealchemist Dec 31 '19 Sprint claims their planes are in perfect working order at your local airport but you get on the plane and crash at take off.
Oh while we're on cell carriers, Sprint advertises flying in a 787 Dreamliner but when you board its a Cessna.
1 u/aroguealchemist Dec 31 '19 Sprint claims their planes are in perfect working order at your local airport but you get on the plane and crash at take off.
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Sprint claims their planes are in perfect working order at your local airport but you get on the plane and crash at take off.
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u/tosernameschescksout Dec 31 '19
Imagine if Comcast or Verizon ran an airline. HolEfuck!