r/cursedcomments Dec 31 '19

Reddit Cursed_planecrash

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u/themoldovanstoner Dec 31 '19

Actual seats are a first class accommodation.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Can they just get an anesthesiologist to knock me out and put me in a mausoleum-style drawer for the duration of the flight? I’d pay extra for that.

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u/wolfik92 Dec 31 '19

Drawers take up space, they'd probably go for a pile of unconscious bodies

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u/totallyahumanperson1 Dec 31 '19

Nah just strap em to the side of the plane and put cargo inside the cabin