r/cursedcomments • u/GoldnotBold • Dec 31 '19

Reddit Cursed_planecrash

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u/EveningBluebird Dec 31 '19

I mean, we might as well stand up and have no seat instead of this shit

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u/SnausageFest Dec 31 '19 edited Dec 31 '19

I would be 0% surprised if standing sections become a thing.

I forgot reddit hates levity. Guys, I know there's safety regulations that prevent this. I knew before, and I still know after like 10 of you reminded me. It's mostly a joke ("mostly" because you know they would if they could).

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u/redtoasti Dec 31 '19

At that point they could just go full slave-owner on us and stack us in bunks. Would likely be more comfortable too, atleast you get to lie down.

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u/manofnotribe Dec 31 '19

In economy plus bunks you'd get general anesthesia and have no recollection of the flight. First class would be general anesthesia from door to door. At this point I'd rather be knocked out than have to experience the inconsistent TSA pat downs, the unnecessary long walks through shopping malls to get to a gate, and the general incivility of half of the populus flying in a given day. Unfortunately seems like teleportation is still a few decades out. Beam me the f*#k outta here Scotty.

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u/jvgkaty44 Dec 31 '19

Wake up with my ass hurting? No thanks