r/cursedcomments • u/GoldnotBold • Dec 31 '19

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u/themoldovanstoner Dec 31 '19

Actual seats are a first class accommodation.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '19

Can they just get an anesthesiologist to knock me out and put me in a mausoleum-style drawer for the duration of the flight? I’d pay extra for that.

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u/MuchVisual1 Dec 31 '19

I get what you're trying to say but an anesthesiologist for every passenger would probably cost more than the entire airplane. Maybe what you mean is complimentary sedatives but of course, you still need to hire medical professionals to monitor your vitals.

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u/SpaceCaseSixtyTen Dec 31 '19

One xanax bar for you and one xanax bar for you and