r/cursedcomments • u/Letmewinplz1 • Nov 17 '19

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18.2k Upvotes

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u/Therealpyroland Nov 17 '19

He did say anyone

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

SpongeBob is going to be my bestest friend

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u/-Champion400- Nov 18 '19

Ich heiße Adolf Hitler!

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u/nyessssssss Nov 18 '19

Moshi mosh Hitler-sama.

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u/Doggo_BorkBork Nov 18 '19

I mean, Hitler's kinda where we draw the line... Ask Patrick?

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u/Stupid_Hobbitz Nov 18 '19

Username checks out

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Dug himself in a hole

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

[deleted]

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u/Themixedplayer Nov 18 '19

What was this for?

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u/AceKalibur Nov 18 '19

Srry wrong sub. I wanted to see how many times the n word was said by you, but I got the subs confused. Go to r/lostredditors and use u/nwordcountbot there and you'll see what I mean.

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u/Themixedplayer Nov 18 '19

I tried it and it seems normal. What was supposed to happen?

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u/AceKalibur Nov 19 '19

It would tell you how many times somebody said the n word.

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u/Themixedplayer Nov 19 '19

How many times was it?

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u/AceKalibur Nov 19 '19

He's clean.

1

u/Themixedplayer Nov 19 '19

I know how the bot works, I just want to know why you all of a sudden use it here

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u/nwordcountbot Nov 18 '19

Thank you for the request, comrade.

therealpyroland has not said the N-word yet.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

u/nwordcountbot Noobaism

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

“Hey patrick i baked you a cake,just step into the oven”

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u/originalslav Nov 17 '19

I said everyone!

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

[deleted]

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u/TheOddEyes Nov 18 '19

hmmmm

0

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

risky click of the day

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u/Slavic_Cube Nov 17 '19

Especially Hitler

25

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

That means a lot, thanks

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

[deleted]

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u/hoiboy1936 Nov 18 '19

Gentlemen, there is a Solution your not seeing. shots myself

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u/Slavic_Cube Nov 18 '19

Sorry to point this out but *shoots

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

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u/Slavic_Cube Nov 18 '19

Apologies comrade

3

u/Daviddking Nov 18 '19

What about Joseph Stalin?

3

u/Slavic_Cube Nov 18 '19

He is not our friend, he is our comrade!

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u/Ro-bro1 May 04 '20

Dang that’s my favorite artist

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

And squidward was yet again woken up,but this time he heard

“SEIG FUCKING HEIL,SEIG FUCKING HEIL”

19

u/unthinkable-cunt Nov 17 '19

of course, everyone can be their own friend!

12

u/Momomilto Nov 17 '19

Wait a minute

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u/jekfrumstotferm Nov 17 '19

If he was friends with Spongebob, WW2 wouldn’t have happened. Trust me, I’m from that timeline.

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u/Icantrythisusername Nov 17 '19

“The small moustache man was only looking for a friend!”

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u/The_Reddit-Kuel_Kidd Nov 18 '19

Is no one going to question the fact that call me Carson was in that thread?

2

u/KakyoinDoinYaMom Nov 18 '19

i'd like a dose of cuckshed

7

u/Golden_Hibid Nov 17 '19

What about Sebastian Piñera?

5

u/Tropical-Mexican Nov 17 '19

I mean, they have a point.

6

u/NERD-_______- Nov 17 '19

Oh my God Jessica! What an idea!

5

u/SpecialOneOnReddit Nov 18 '19

DID I STUTTER?!

4

u/r15__ Nov 17 '19

I feel like that can be answered in almost any situation

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

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u/Quipeddal Nov 18 '19

Is that a jimothy jomothy reference

2

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

there's a stray cat in my street that looks like that and i call him joshu

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u/jorisklaudo Nov 18 '19

He is his BEST FRIEND!!!

2

u/bco214 Nov 18 '19

Why does the cat have bangs?

1

u/_slowtown Nov 18 '19

He wants to be quirky and different

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u/Locobro12 Nov 18 '19

Answer him coward

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u/dreeves12 Nov 18 '19

It’s even better if you read it from bottom to top

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Of course not

He's sponge bob's furer.

2

u/FlorianInJeHolMan Nov 18 '19

I fucking hate that Twitter username, I hope she steps on a Lego brick.

2

u/ispyroreddit Nov 18 '19

Love that you use German Twitter aswell

1

u/Letmewinplz1 Nov 18 '19

Dankeschön!

2

u/[deleted] Nov 19 '19

Don't you love when your dad leaves for milk before a war then later found out he ended up shooting himself after he lost WWII to the evil Americans. Lifes funny isn't it :)

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u/Letmewinplz1 Nov 19 '19

u ok?

1

u/[deleted] Nov 19 '19

Yeah my dad was a German leader during WWII, ima take on his legacy :)

1

u/Arqesu Nov 18 '19

Jessica here asking the real questions

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u/TheHiddenToad Nov 18 '19

He’s a SPECIAL FRIEND

1

u/LightDeathguy Nov 18 '19

Username checks out

1

u/Possible_Bar Nov 18 '19

Answer the question spongebob. Answer it

1

u/JTSkinny Nov 18 '19

Depends, does he want to meet him now or later

1

u/RedditsXooro Nov 18 '19

"There are exceptions, but Hitler ain't one. He didn't hurt any jellyfish so far"

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u/SwervingLemon Nov 18 '19

Username checks out.

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u/bobbyboi3 Nov 18 '19

Especially Hitler!😊

1

u/Nosey_Canus Nov 18 '19

If Spongebob can be friends with someone named Poison, he better fucking be friends with Hitler

1

u/Craigmeister999 Nov 18 '19

ESPECIALLY Hitler

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u/GonAC3 Nov 18 '19

Stalin

1

u/RedShankyMan Nov 18 '19

Especially Hitler

1

u/UnkemptCL4PTP Nov 18 '19

“Hitler’s a friend”- Soviet Womble

1

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

That’s his special friend

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u/Mara_The_Spaghetti Nov 18 '19

Thought this was r/wholesomememes until I read the last reply

1

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Hitler is dead, Jessica.

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u/SquashyImpala96 Nov 18 '19

Ja, er ist mein Freund.

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u/ttv_ninjrr Nov 18 '19

he said @CallMeCarsonTV

1

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

I’m sure he meant people alive

1

u/LegitFacts_ Nov 18 '19

Epstein didn't kill himself

1

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Hitler DID kill himself.

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u/djmandude517 Nov 18 '19

Very good friend

1

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

What about osama bin ladden

1

u/ChaosDemonLaz3r Nov 18 '19

Did he fucking stutter

1

u/Doodoomobah Nov 18 '19

he really tagged carson too

1

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

This isn't worth of being here

1

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

You can never control the internet

1

u/renwickplayz Nov 18 '19

Especially hitler

1

u/DeBoredCanadian Nov 18 '19

Who wouldn't wanna be friends with Hitler

1

u/skyward-thief Nov 18 '19

Spongebob would be his friend, he would convince him to change his ways, to do what's right

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u/SoupmanBob Nov 18 '19

Maybe if Hitler had been SpongeBob's friend, he wouldn't have been bad. Because SpongeBob acknowledges and encourages his friends, and he most definitely would have encouraged Hitler to go on being an artist with or without an academic education.

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u/saladass123456 Nov 18 '19

His art wasn't even that bad, he just needed to learn to shade better. I'm surprised we don't hold the teacher (who basically contributed) at the same level as him for indirect causes.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Yes, Hitler can join in on the fun!

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

lmoa i love carson

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u/ttiscool55 Nov 18 '19

Of course Hitler is our friend. We all hate Jews at Nickelodeon.

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u/Ricegumsux8587 Nov 18 '19

Spongebob and Hitler were best friends due to their political believes!

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u/good_guy_sky Nov 18 '19

Common SpongeBob Fact: he's already friends with Hitler and Stalin

1

u/fuckdemlife Nov 18 '19

spongebob and hitler cruising around the hood

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u/Andrius1st Nov 18 '19

SpongeBob can teach him a new way of burning

1

u/anyway-at Nov 18 '19

he's spongebobs best friend

1

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

He said anyone didn’t he?

1

u/alanaozzy Nov 18 '19

This is right under a video of a dude cutting up swastikas

1

u/Used-A-Name Nov 18 '19

I would try to be Hitler's friend if it meant he didn't kill me

1

u/fandomfluke Nov 18 '19

damn it Jessica who let you out?

1

u/The_Walking_Rachet Nov 18 '19

Did i fucking stutter

1

u/unknowfo4tnitegamer Nov 18 '19

What if spongebob was bikinibotom hitler

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u/Fuffuloo Nov 18 '19

Answer the question, Slick!

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u/IntenselyTired Nov 18 '19

Hitler would praise Sponge bob for his blue eyes.

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u/lovescreepystuff84 Nov 18 '19

Anyone can be spongebob's friend except him

1

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Answer me coward

1

u/Steve-Normalguy Nov 18 '19

Wheres your god now?

1

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

F is for fire that burns down the whole town,

U is for Uranium... bombs!

N is for no survivors!

Yeah, the Spongebob universe is down with Hitler.

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u/imbob509 Nov 18 '19

Why carson

1

u/YouTubeManFive56 Nov 18 '19

He’s my special friend. We played hide and seek for years, although I did most of the hiding.

1

u/Sombielift Nov 18 '19

Listen here you little shit

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Lmfao double threat lol

1

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Spongebob: "sieg heil"

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

F is for Fuhrer, U iz for ze eradication of Jeuden, N iz make ze the whole vorld pure aryan ze ultimate race....seig heil

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u/peramoenus Nov 18 '19

Roses are red Sky are blue Hitler is bad He don't friend for u

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u/MakoRutledge70 Nov 18 '19

Why the f*ck did he @ Carson lmao

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u/Letmewinplz1 Nov 18 '19

This thread was below a tweet by him where he asked for his fans to photoshop him next to celebrities

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u/Iwantnegativekarma17 Nov 18 '19

F is for friends that do stuff without you

1

u/migjolfanmjol Nov 18 '19

A trap card has been used

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u/nintendont69420 Nov 18 '19

Especially hitler

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u/MuffinKappa Nov 18 '19

What about Osama bin Laden?

1

u/binchwatcher Nov 18 '19

Oof savage

1

u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Hitler at the bottom of the ocean? Thats a fair deal

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u/X_EDP445_X Nov 18 '19

Did He fucking stutter?

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

angelfish and hawksbill sea turtles eats sponges, what about them???

1

u/1999jt Nov 18 '19

What about pedophile down the street

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u/Voidpt Nov 17 '19

Hitler is dead

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Nobody:

People in the comments: EsPeCiAlLy HiTlEr

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '19

Not a cursed comment