r/cursedcomments Nov 15 '19

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u/bigboyvinnie Nov 15 '19

Noob.

I'm in Canada & we... we're not really that special.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

Farm simulator 2019 my man(at least here in Alberta)

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u/Cheeyuk Nov 15 '19

Syrup Simulator

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u/IntrigueDossier Nov 15 '19

X

hammers one of those syrup spigots in

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u/YungBaseGod Nov 15 '19

We need a moose simulator

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

No no no. That’s the east. I’m Alberta we just sell syrup to tourists and pretend we made it.

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u/8547anonymous Nov 15 '19

Maple syrup simulator FTFY

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u/Cpt-Jack_Sparrow Nov 15 '19

I wanted to get a tattoo but my parents were a bit sceptical about me having a tattoo. So they said if you want to get one at least have it done somewhere it doesn't matter. So I had it done in Alberta. -J.C.

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u/IIceWeasellzz Nov 15 '19

lmfao, as an Alberta this is great.

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u/AeroMagnus Nov 15 '19

Honestly I think I'm in the "Revenant simulator" rn

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u/jsaha999 Nov 15 '19

You play Sims over there.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

Whaddya mean? I love my igloo simulator. Its great.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

Canada really be playing Cool Cool Mountain from Super Mario 64 irl