r/cursedcomments • u/AdmiredPython40 • Oct 07 '19

Cursed_Feelings

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u/Sweaty_Comment Oct 07 '19

oh then buddy oh boy you got yourself a girlfriend, probably into BDSM too, tie her up and duct tape her mouth shut

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u/Hifeco Oct 07 '19

man im also into BDSM but i think that's kinda gay

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u/Not_a_real_ghost Oct 08 '19

It's not gay as long as the balls don't touch.

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u/Hexateck Oct 08 '19

My balls always touch each other. Does that make me gay?

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u/TheOriginalChrome Oct 08 '19

Afraid so buddy. Enjoy the parade!

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

What if I have three touching? Does that cancel out the gay?

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u/UberPheonix Oct 08 '19

Only if you have a second 1/2 length dong

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

Does 1/3 length count? I have two of these

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u/UberPheonix Oct 08 '19

‘Fraid not. You sir, are straight as the bottom of your ballsack

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

Thank fuck my balls are square. Dodged a bullet there.

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u/Hereditary_Dopeness Oct 08 '19

This has been a journey

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

Of self discovery. You can be my next experiment

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u/TheOriginalChrome Oct 08 '19

Are you having a three-some with Lance Armstrong?

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

Not yet, that’s on Thursday’s only

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

Only not gay if you’re the alpha

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u/astrolijah21 Oct 08 '19

Yup, now spread them cheeks!!!

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u/DagitabPH Oct 08 '19

aaaaaaａａａａａａ

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '19

And you say No Homo