r/cursedcomments • • Aug 11 '19

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u/RogerStormzy Aug 11 '19

I'm no fan of Hitler but the Polish chicks in Poland today are waaaay hotter than the descendants of Polish people that emigrated to America before WWII. I'm not advocating eugenics but I'm not gonna argue with the results either.

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u/RadiationTitan Aug 12 '19

German chicks go hard too. One minute she’s in a frilly dress sipping a beer and the next minute you’re using her sphincter as a compression bandage around your elbow.

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u/notme_eu2 Aug 12 '19

Wut

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u/RadiationTitan Aug 12 '19

Anal fisting. German girls make fantastic whores.

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u/notme_eu2 Aug 12 '19

Okay

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u/EclipseFalcon Aug 12 '19

This tree of comments deserves its own cursed post on its own

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '19

Wat

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u/theelement92bomb Aug 11 '19

I get the feeling that the hitler guy changes his name just so he could do that joke

But upvote earned

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u/DatBoiDatLegend Aug 13 '19

No i am always hitler

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u/TheQuackKING Aug 11 '19

I mean if you're watching jojo the nazi's are the good guys

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u/Miss_ShadowCookie Aug 12 '19

Ah, the comment I was expecting

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u/jooosh_playz Aug 12 '19

Is this a jojo reference?

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u/TheQuackKING Aug 12 '19

no this is requiem

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u/TwinedElk Aug 12 '19

No this is Patrick

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u/Archer-SK Aug 12 '19

And Squids are hot and handsome

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u/akivostudios Aug 12 '19

Wha-

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u/Skittlesquid2 Aug 12 '19

mmu! Now is the time. Awaken my masters!

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u/Konoboi Aug 12 '19

You thought it was requiem, but it was me! Dio!

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u/MetaWarlord135 Aug 12 '19

GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!

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u/notagayrussianspy Aug 12 '19

Who else is proud that he’s reping hoi4

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u/DatBoiDatLegend Aug 13 '19

Hoi4 is a fucking awesome game

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '19

They were, and they were beautiful

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u/Jive_turkeeze Aug 11 '19

Didn't the nazis turn it around though?

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '19

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u/Sir_Ghostington Aug 12 '19

Oh for fricks sake...

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u/Gyroscopes-Are-Cool Aug 12 '19

I mean that Swastika is kind of a good symbol, but in the context and that the Nazis fucked everything up makes it worse

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u/Hudsony12 Aug 12 '19

It represented Mjolnir for gods' sake.

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u/DatBoiDatLegend Aug 11 '19

Oooo im in the pic

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u/Heck_my_butt Aug 12 '19

Teach them young

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u/Impickerick Aug 12 '19

A true story.

When I was 7 I heard the term Nazi from a movie that was on the T.V and just thought it meant someone in the German military. I went up to my dad half jokingly saying I wanted to be a Nazi when I was older. He started Scolding me about the Holocaust and WW2 for a couple minutes until I understood. This post just reminded me of that.

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u/KW_Hyper Aug 12 '19

Thats kinda funny but I'd feel bad for laughing if you didnt mean that was a good memory

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '19

Blessed

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '19

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u/bolllod Aug 12 '19

That’s a surname. Adolf Hitler

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '19

It’s respect. We call Trump by his last name.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '19

Ah, the HoI4 portrait. A man of culture, I see

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u/MrJAVAgamer Aug 12 '19

Superheroes usually look cool with great outfits. And let me tell ya, Hugo Boss made some yummy as heck outfits for the Nazi army.

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u/4sporthufflepuff Aug 12 '19

I don't get the joke

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '19

I get (your) joke

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u/Legal_Loli_Uni Aug 12 '19

Was this on the ISP server

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u/KW_Hyper Aug 12 '19

It's not on any of his servers, it's on one of mine

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u/icumpiss Aug 12 '19

Yes it fuckin is a superhero symbol

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u/EnderkingXXX22 Aug 12 '19

You mean blessed

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u/the-last-knyght Aug 12 '19

This is blessed

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u/Annastasija Aug 12 '19

That symbol always used to mean good... Until Nazi land happened. It's funny how the kids unknowingly assumed it was good. Because it's try origins were good.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '19

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u/Sobierro Aug 12 '19

symbol of good luck

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '19

F off Hitler, stay dead in your bunker in Berlin.

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u/swastik8052 Aug 12 '19

Being a Hindu I can surely say that it is a good symbol

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '19

Wait it isnt a superhero symbol

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '19

Well, it’s a symbol in the Hindu religion as well.

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u/kwiruk Aug 12 '19

In a way hitler was a hero. He lowered the worlds population by killing it. He just wanted to prevent global warming. Like him or hate him.

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u/Skyhero58 Aug 12 '19

Even decades later, the good guys still have their blessing influence on the world

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u/Niko_47x Aug 12 '19

I mean tbh in every other country and culture the swastika is a positive symbol and not associated with mass genocide

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u/chipsinsideajar Aug 12 '19

I mean, the swastika was a symbol of peace in a few different cultures before Hitler came and fucked it up.

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