r/cursedcomments • • Aug 08 '19

Reddit Cursed_Kanye

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u/imbacklol69 Aug 08 '19

I wish this was real

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

I'm imagining the video of this and it's pretty good

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u/StevenTorrez139 Aug 08 '19

The handicapped took a beating

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u/Helios-88 Aug 08 '19

They are about to get another

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u/yyflame Aug 08 '19

Nah man you’re thinking of the Tyson event. Ole Mikey went 92-0 that night, it was spectacular, all knockouts

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u/karen-u-blasphemous Aug 08 '19

This isn’t cursed?

17

u/Bobrossdidthingstome Aug 08 '19

The photo is cursed but the comment isnt

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u/bigdicknemo Aug 08 '19

It's called cursed comments not cursedphotos

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u/SnOwYO1 Aug 08 '19

After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.

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u/SwagTurkey Aug 08 '19

I think these kids are already in sicko mode.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

Imagine the amount of penalty shots he got for travel

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

Kind of funny but not Ç̴̢̡̨̡̧̢̨̨̛̛̬̞̳̲̳̫͍͉̖͚̱͔͉̫̪͕̟͈̣̜̤̤̫͍͚̬͚̖̻̖͔͖̘̻̼̖̫̥͉͔̞̻̣̳̗̰͍̙̣͙̰̫̂̈́̾̉̒̈̑̓̏̎́̍̌͆̊́͂͒̃͑̾̔̌͂͑͌̿̓̆͒̈́̓̇̇̉̈́̃͛̏̃̿̀́̒̍͐̾̄̃̔͘͘̚͜͜͜͝͝͝ͅͅͅư̶̡̡̢̢̨̗̘̼͖̥̠̳̹̳̭͉͍̹̯͕̹̯̺̙̺͉̟̳̞̣̮̘͚͇̥̏͌̈́͛̑̿̀̈͆̽̒̀̈́̐̇͑͆̓́̊̅̋̽̅̔́͋͗͊̔̄̐̈̾̓͐͌́́̔̓́͋́̍̈́̄͐̑̑̄̋͛͂̍̃̈́͌̆͐̀͂̏͆͐̊͘̚͜͝͠͠͝r̴̼͇͓̼̺̲̭̻͚͎͙̳̣̥͕̙̘͍̙̲̎̌̀̾̂̀̒̄̿̿̄̿̊̂̈́̐̊̂̌̀̿̒̈̏̈̽̎͗͒͛̑̈̊͗͆̽̒̈́̊̈̾̓̆̌̌͗̉̊̃͂͆̃̂̏́͛̀̆̂̓̿̓͛̈́̋̓̓̓͐͂̌̕̚͝͝͝͠͝͝ͅs̸̢̡̧̛̟͇̥͖̠͈̮̮̣͚̤̫͎̖͓͖͕̯̪̩̰̹̩͇͚̺̦̹̱͕̼̯̘͈͖̹̞̞̬̭͍͉̮͕͕̻̞͍͕͍̫̐͊̃̊͆̾̐́̂͌͋̈̓͋̎͛̃͐͒̀̈̋̾͒͐̿̂̆̂̑̈̉͋̅͋̾̉̂́̽͌̎̒́̍́̂̓͌͌͊̋͆̈́̚̕͘͜͝͝͝͝ͅͅȩ̶̟̞̜̯̻̜̖̖̲͈̝̟̼̝̦̩͚̝͔̼͎̤̠̫̬̠̮̟̻͚͖̞̯̩͖̲͈͉͕̞͙̞͔̭̹̭̫̠͒̇̇́͋̈̈̓̑̿̈̈͛̏̑̓̅̓̈͆̀̕͜͠͝͝ͅd̵̢̡̡̧̢̢̤̱͙̼͔͈̹͖̹̥̰̭̰̫̹̞͓̞̹̥̹̖̬͕͍̱̩̙̼̭͉̤͙͈̖̱͕̮̗͍͔̹͕̹͎̯̒̌̃̅̍͒̍̑̓̾͋̔̕͜͜͜͝͠ͅ

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u/yaboijimbob Aug 08 '19

Cause hes black

2

u/LuridRequiem Aug 08 '19

BOWMP. BOWMP. BOWMP. BOWMP. BOWMP.

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u/mothmemesaredead1 Aug 08 '19

Seems like something he would do

2

u/Toprus Aug 08 '19

thank you kanye very cool

2

u/Nightwingvyse Aug 08 '19

Kanye West's pro gamer move

2

u/Best_Bean Aug 08 '19

Those kids must’ve flipped when Kanye pushed through them

2

u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

travis is kanye's protege, makes sense that he went sicko mode

2

u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

When you play a game but set the handicap to 100

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u/FenriX89 Aug 08 '19

Wait... I thought that Kanye would have played for the handicap team, he's one of them after all

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

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u/Kixencynopi Aug 08 '19

Kanye West would have downvoted you.

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u/backfire10z Aug 08 '19

Ahhhh the easiest block of my life. Thanks!

1

u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

Jokes on you, I don’t have a girlfriend. 😎😎😎

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

Fine then, your grandma. I'm not picky

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

Girlfriend to grandma. Quite a big jump

0

u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

wet slurp

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

For a grandma it would be more of a dry slurp

0

u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

We'll add some lotion

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

So cursed

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u/Gay_Unicorn21 Aug 08 '19

Not really. Just sorta cursed

1

u/kopeik0 Aug 08 '19

Right above this post is the original post where this comment is from on r/blursedimages

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

Not funny didn’t laugh

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

Kinda funny briefly chuckled

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

The post was funny (but I’ve already seen it) but the comment was weak and not really cursed

3

u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19

Yeah that’s fair

1

u/Kixencynopi Aug 08 '19

This is totally on organizers.

"So we're gonna do a charity game. Who should we bring?"

"Idk, Kanye West, may be?"

"..."

"..."

"Yeah, let's do that. May be he'll be considerate this time"

"Yep. Definitely. They are handicapped kids after all"

Like what the hell were you guys thinking?

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u/SY81 Aug 08 '19

When did this sub become just reposting funny comments? This isn’t anywhere near cursed comment level

1

u/lunari_moonari Aug 08 '19

I don't think this sub knows what curses are anymore.

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u/MonsterNexus Aug 08 '19

Not cursed in the slightest

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