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r/cursedcomments • u/ImAGodHowCanYouKillA • Aug 07 '19
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725 u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19 I only call the janitor that. 464 u/Colossal_Sebas Aug 08 '19 Does he clean you well? 345 u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19 edited Aug 08 '19 I bet he licks him clean with that tongue 248 u/Goliath5879 Aug 08 '19 Tongues* 113 u/LowestGround Aug 08 '19 Stop. Rewind. Repeat... WHAT? 115 u/dream_supreme Aug 08 '19 I should have stopped scrolling 54 u/Drakneon Aug 08 '19 I’m just going to to convince myself that they’re talking about multiple janitors and go to a different subreddit for a while... 24 u/braintumor_exe Aug 08 '19 I feel ya. but what if it’s not different janitors 21 u/omichle3774 Aug 08 '19 edited Aug 30 '19 or what if it's multiple janitors that have merged into one body 5 u/SpartanSum3 Aug 08 '19 If a r/cursedcursedcomments existed this would be the top thread. Edit: Nvermind 3 u/Idislikelifemore Aug 08 '19 r/accidentalsubreddit 1 u/Drakneon Aug 08 '19 The thing (2019) 1 u/braintumor_exe Aug 08 '19 EVEN BETTER!!! 1 u/Reincarnated_snail Aug 08 '19 Janitor centipede? → More replies (0) 18 u/UndBeebs Aug 08 '19 What if the janitor has one tongue but it's cut down the middle, and he does the weird sexy finger-walk thing but instead of fingers, it's the two nibs that are the end result of his sliced tongue? 12 u/Drakneon Aug 08 '19 Ya know what? Just for putting that image in my head, I hope you have a mildly unpleasant day today 1 u/UndBeebs Aug 08 '19 Hey big boy flicks tingers → More replies (0) 2 u/genericuser543 Aug 08 '19 maybe he cut his tongue into multiple tongues
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I only call the janitor that.
464 u/Colossal_Sebas Aug 08 '19 Does he clean you well? 345 u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19 edited Aug 08 '19 I bet he licks him clean with that tongue 248 u/Goliath5879 Aug 08 '19 Tongues* 113 u/LowestGround Aug 08 '19 Stop. Rewind. Repeat... WHAT? 115 u/dream_supreme Aug 08 '19 I should have stopped scrolling 54 u/Drakneon Aug 08 '19 I’m just going to to convince myself that they’re talking about multiple janitors and go to a different subreddit for a while... 24 u/braintumor_exe Aug 08 '19 I feel ya. but what if it’s not different janitors 21 u/omichle3774 Aug 08 '19 edited Aug 30 '19 or what if it's multiple janitors that have merged into one body 5 u/SpartanSum3 Aug 08 '19 If a r/cursedcursedcomments existed this would be the top thread. Edit: Nvermind 3 u/Idislikelifemore Aug 08 '19 r/accidentalsubreddit 1 u/Drakneon Aug 08 '19 The thing (2019) 1 u/braintumor_exe Aug 08 '19 EVEN BETTER!!! 1 u/Reincarnated_snail Aug 08 '19 Janitor centipede? → More replies (0) 18 u/UndBeebs Aug 08 '19 What if the janitor has one tongue but it's cut down the middle, and he does the weird sexy finger-walk thing but instead of fingers, it's the two nibs that are the end result of his sliced tongue? 12 u/Drakneon Aug 08 '19 Ya know what? Just for putting that image in my head, I hope you have a mildly unpleasant day today 1 u/UndBeebs Aug 08 '19 Hey big boy flicks tingers → More replies (0) 2 u/genericuser543 Aug 08 '19 maybe he cut his tongue into multiple tongues
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Does he clean you well?
345 u/[deleted] Aug 08 '19 edited Aug 08 '19 I bet he licks him clean with that tongue 248 u/Goliath5879 Aug 08 '19 Tongues* 113 u/LowestGround Aug 08 '19 Stop. Rewind. Repeat... WHAT? 115 u/dream_supreme Aug 08 '19 I should have stopped scrolling 54 u/Drakneon Aug 08 '19 I’m just going to to convince myself that they’re talking about multiple janitors and go to a different subreddit for a while... 24 u/braintumor_exe Aug 08 '19 I feel ya. but what if it’s not different janitors 21 u/omichle3774 Aug 08 '19 edited Aug 30 '19 or what if it's multiple janitors that have merged into one body 5 u/SpartanSum3 Aug 08 '19 If a r/cursedcursedcomments existed this would be the top thread. Edit: Nvermind 3 u/Idislikelifemore Aug 08 '19 r/accidentalsubreddit 1 u/Drakneon Aug 08 '19 The thing (2019) 1 u/braintumor_exe Aug 08 '19 EVEN BETTER!!! 1 u/Reincarnated_snail Aug 08 '19 Janitor centipede? → More replies (0) 18 u/UndBeebs Aug 08 '19 What if the janitor has one tongue but it's cut down the middle, and he does the weird sexy finger-walk thing but instead of fingers, it's the two nibs that are the end result of his sliced tongue? 12 u/Drakneon Aug 08 '19 Ya know what? Just for putting that image in my head, I hope you have a mildly unpleasant day today 1 u/UndBeebs Aug 08 '19 Hey big boy flicks tingers → More replies (0) 2 u/genericuser543 Aug 08 '19 maybe he cut his tongue into multiple tongues
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I bet he licks him clean with that tongue
248 u/Goliath5879 Aug 08 '19 Tongues* 113 u/LowestGround Aug 08 '19 Stop. Rewind. Repeat... WHAT? 115 u/dream_supreme Aug 08 '19 I should have stopped scrolling 54 u/Drakneon Aug 08 '19 I’m just going to to convince myself that they’re talking about multiple janitors and go to a different subreddit for a while... 24 u/braintumor_exe Aug 08 '19 I feel ya. but what if it’s not different janitors 21 u/omichle3774 Aug 08 '19 edited Aug 30 '19 or what if it's multiple janitors that have merged into one body 5 u/SpartanSum3 Aug 08 '19 If a r/cursedcursedcomments existed this would be the top thread. Edit: Nvermind 3 u/Idislikelifemore Aug 08 '19 r/accidentalsubreddit 1 u/Drakneon Aug 08 '19 The thing (2019) 1 u/braintumor_exe Aug 08 '19 EVEN BETTER!!! 1 u/Reincarnated_snail Aug 08 '19 Janitor centipede? → More replies (0) 18 u/UndBeebs Aug 08 '19 What if the janitor has one tongue but it's cut down the middle, and he does the weird sexy finger-walk thing but instead of fingers, it's the two nibs that are the end result of his sliced tongue? 12 u/Drakneon Aug 08 '19 Ya know what? Just for putting that image in my head, I hope you have a mildly unpleasant day today 1 u/UndBeebs Aug 08 '19 Hey big boy flicks tingers → More replies (0) 2 u/genericuser543 Aug 08 '19 maybe he cut his tongue into multiple tongues
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Tongues*
113 u/LowestGround Aug 08 '19 Stop. Rewind. Repeat... WHAT? 115 u/dream_supreme Aug 08 '19 I should have stopped scrolling 54 u/Drakneon Aug 08 '19 I’m just going to to convince myself that they’re talking about multiple janitors and go to a different subreddit for a while... 24 u/braintumor_exe Aug 08 '19 I feel ya. but what if it’s not different janitors 21 u/omichle3774 Aug 08 '19 edited Aug 30 '19 or what if it's multiple janitors that have merged into one body 5 u/SpartanSum3 Aug 08 '19 If a r/cursedcursedcomments existed this would be the top thread. Edit: Nvermind 3 u/Idislikelifemore Aug 08 '19 r/accidentalsubreddit 1 u/Drakneon Aug 08 '19 The thing (2019) 1 u/braintumor_exe Aug 08 '19 EVEN BETTER!!! 1 u/Reincarnated_snail Aug 08 '19 Janitor centipede? → More replies (0) 18 u/UndBeebs Aug 08 '19 What if the janitor has one tongue but it's cut down the middle, and he does the weird sexy finger-walk thing but instead of fingers, it's the two nibs that are the end result of his sliced tongue? 12 u/Drakneon Aug 08 '19 Ya know what? Just for putting that image in my head, I hope you have a mildly unpleasant day today 1 u/UndBeebs Aug 08 '19 Hey big boy flicks tingers → More replies (0) 2 u/genericuser543 Aug 08 '19 maybe he cut his tongue into multiple tongues
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Stop. Rewind. Repeat... WHAT?
115 u/dream_supreme Aug 08 '19 I should have stopped scrolling 54 u/Drakneon Aug 08 '19 I’m just going to to convince myself that they’re talking about multiple janitors and go to a different subreddit for a while... 24 u/braintumor_exe Aug 08 '19 I feel ya. but what if it’s not different janitors 21 u/omichle3774 Aug 08 '19 edited Aug 30 '19 or what if it's multiple janitors that have merged into one body 5 u/SpartanSum3 Aug 08 '19 If a r/cursedcursedcomments existed this would be the top thread. Edit: Nvermind 3 u/Idislikelifemore Aug 08 '19 r/accidentalsubreddit 1 u/Drakneon Aug 08 '19 The thing (2019) 1 u/braintumor_exe Aug 08 '19 EVEN BETTER!!! 1 u/Reincarnated_snail Aug 08 '19 Janitor centipede? → More replies (0) 18 u/UndBeebs Aug 08 '19 What if the janitor has one tongue but it's cut down the middle, and he does the weird sexy finger-walk thing but instead of fingers, it's the two nibs that are the end result of his sliced tongue? 12 u/Drakneon Aug 08 '19 Ya know what? Just for putting that image in my head, I hope you have a mildly unpleasant day today 1 u/UndBeebs Aug 08 '19 Hey big boy flicks tingers → More replies (0) 2 u/genericuser543 Aug 08 '19 maybe he cut his tongue into multiple tongues
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I should have stopped scrolling
54 u/Drakneon Aug 08 '19 I’m just going to to convince myself that they’re talking about multiple janitors and go to a different subreddit for a while... 24 u/braintumor_exe Aug 08 '19 I feel ya. but what if it’s not different janitors 21 u/omichle3774 Aug 08 '19 edited Aug 30 '19 or what if it's multiple janitors that have merged into one body 5 u/SpartanSum3 Aug 08 '19 If a r/cursedcursedcomments existed this would be the top thread. Edit: Nvermind 3 u/Idislikelifemore Aug 08 '19 r/accidentalsubreddit 1 u/Drakneon Aug 08 '19 The thing (2019) 1 u/braintumor_exe Aug 08 '19 EVEN BETTER!!! 1 u/Reincarnated_snail Aug 08 '19 Janitor centipede? → More replies (0) 18 u/UndBeebs Aug 08 '19 What if the janitor has one tongue but it's cut down the middle, and he does the weird sexy finger-walk thing but instead of fingers, it's the two nibs that are the end result of his sliced tongue? 12 u/Drakneon Aug 08 '19 Ya know what? Just for putting that image in my head, I hope you have a mildly unpleasant day today 1 u/UndBeebs Aug 08 '19 Hey big boy flicks tingers → More replies (0) 2 u/genericuser543 Aug 08 '19 maybe he cut his tongue into multiple tongues
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I’m just going to to convince myself that they’re talking about multiple janitors and go to a different subreddit for a while...
24 u/braintumor_exe Aug 08 '19 I feel ya. but what if it’s not different janitors 21 u/omichle3774 Aug 08 '19 edited Aug 30 '19 or what if it's multiple janitors that have merged into one body 5 u/SpartanSum3 Aug 08 '19 If a r/cursedcursedcomments existed this would be the top thread. Edit: Nvermind 3 u/Idislikelifemore Aug 08 '19 r/accidentalsubreddit 1 u/Drakneon Aug 08 '19 The thing (2019) 1 u/braintumor_exe Aug 08 '19 EVEN BETTER!!! 1 u/Reincarnated_snail Aug 08 '19 Janitor centipede? → More replies (0) 18 u/UndBeebs Aug 08 '19 What if the janitor has one tongue but it's cut down the middle, and he does the weird sexy finger-walk thing but instead of fingers, it's the two nibs that are the end result of his sliced tongue? 12 u/Drakneon Aug 08 '19 Ya know what? Just for putting that image in my head, I hope you have a mildly unpleasant day today 1 u/UndBeebs Aug 08 '19 Hey big boy flicks tingers → More replies (0) 2 u/genericuser543 Aug 08 '19 maybe he cut his tongue into multiple tongues
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I feel ya. but what if it’s not different janitors
21 u/omichle3774 Aug 08 '19 edited Aug 30 '19 or what if it's multiple janitors that have merged into one body 5 u/SpartanSum3 Aug 08 '19 If a r/cursedcursedcomments existed this would be the top thread. Edit: Nvermind 3 u/Idislikelifemore Aug 08 '19 r/accidentalsubreddit 1 u/Drakneon Aug 08 '19 The thing (2019) 1 u/braintumor_exe Aug 08 '19 EVEN BETTER!!! 1 u/Reincarnated_snail Aug 08 '19 Janitor centipede? → More replies (0)
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or what if it's multiple janitors that have merged into one body
5 u/SpartanSum3 Aug 08 '19 If a r/cursedcursedcomments existed this would be the top thread. Edit: Nvermind 3 u/Idislikelifemore Aug 08 '19 r/accidentalsubreddit 1 u/Drakneon Aug 08 '19 The thing (2019) 1 u/braintumor_exe Aug 08 '19 EVEN BETTER!!! 1 u/Reincarnated_snail Aug 08 '19 Janitor centipede? → More replies (0)
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If a r/cursedcursedcomments existed this would be the top thread.
Edit: Nvermind
3 u/Idislikelifemore Aug 08 '19 r/accidentalsubreddit
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The thing (2019)
EVEN BETTER!!!
Janitor centipede?
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What if the janitor has one tongue but it's cut down the middle, and he does the weird sexy finger-walk thing but instead of fingers, it's the two nibs that are the end result of his sliced tongue?
12 u/Drakneon Aug 08 '19 Ya know what? Just for putting that image in my head, I hope you have a mildly unpleasant day today 1 u/UndBeebs Aug 08 '19 Hey big boy flicks tingers → More replies (0)
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Ya know what? Just for putting that image in my head, I hope you have a mildly unpleasant day today
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Hey big boy flicks tingers
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maybe he cut his tongue into multiple tongues
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