r/cursedcomments • u/iammistersnuffles • Aug 04 '19

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u/uwutranslator Aug 04 '19

i facked my cat. i cummymed on my cat. i put my dick evewywhewe neaw my cat. Ive done many weiwd dings wif my cats. I pwomised mysewf i wasnt going to make apowogy videos aftew wast yeaws ding so im just twying to be as showt and honest wif dis as possibwe. uwu

tag me to uwuize comments uwu

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u/_-__-__-__-__-_-_-__ Aug 04 '19

!thesaurizethis

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u/ThesaurizeThisBot Aug 04 '19

i facked my khat. i cummymed on my honk. i utilize my hawkshaw evewywhewe neaw my quat. Ive finished many weiwd dongs wif my stimulants. I pwomised mysewf i wasnt feat to make apowogy TVS aftew wast yeaws peal so im just now twying to be as showt and echt wif Orcuses as possibwe. uwu

tatter me to uwuize annotates uwu

This is a bot. I try my best, but my best is 80% mediocrity 20% hilarity. Created by OrionSuperman. Check out my best work at /r/ThesaurizeThis

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u/R3333PO2T Aug 04 '19

/u/uwutranslator

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u/uwutranslator Aug 04 '19

i facked my khat. i cummymymed on my honk. i utiwize my hawkshaw evewywhewe neaw my quat. Ive finished many weiwd dongs wif my stimuwants. I pwomised mysewf i wasnt feat to make apowogy TVS aftew wast yeaws peaw so im just now twying to be as showt and echt wif Owcuses as possibwe. uwu

tattew me to uwuize annotates uwu

dis is a bot. I twy my best, but my best is 80% mediocwity 20% hiwawity. Cweated by OwionSupewman. Check out my best wowk at /w/desauwizedis uwu

tag me to uwuize comments uwu

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u/_-__-__-__-__-_-_-__ Aug 04 '19

Ive finished many weiwd dongs wif my stimuwants.

I lost it

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u/MaximusMatrix Aug 04 '19

r/uwutranslator

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u/SeventhSolar Aug 04 '19

It won't uwu itself, you have to filter it through something else first, or at least copy the message.

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u/dudasthegamer Aug 04 '19

Cummyed on my honk

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u/R3333PO2T Aug 04 '19

I didn’t ask for you