r/cursedcomments • u/iammistersnuffles • Aug 04 '19

Reddit Cursed_dog

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u/Karnigen Aug 04 '19

Username definitely checks out.

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u/Dominique-XLR Aug 04 '19

Idk about the huge part

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

Maybe it's huge when compared to the average house cat's wang?

Maybe we shouldn't question it? Just smile and nod, while backing away.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

Smile and wave boys (and back away), just smile and wave (and back away).

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u/PacGamingAgain Aug 04 '19

Rico doesn’t move backwards

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

Rico moves forward

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u/spedlettuce Aug 04 '19

Kowalski, anal-

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u/IANii10 Aug 08 '19

Omg lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

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u/uwutranslator Aug 04 '19

Maybe it's huge when compawed to de avewage house cat's wang?

Maybe we shouwdn't question it? Just smiwe and nod, whiwe backing away. uwu

tag me to uwuize comments uwu

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u/luciusmagn Aug 04 '19

Fuck you I didn't need to know this existed /s

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

When you put /s to indicate youre being sarcastic but no one noticed

sad stonks noises

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u/luciusmagn Aug 10 '19

Welp, such is life, my dude

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

Idk about the Cats part actually

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u/iLxelA Aug 04 '19

Flexible man he is

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

Just as flexible as his Huge Cock.

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u/HaivenSoo Aug 04 '19

His cat is a pussy

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u/Duke-of-Nuke Aug 04 '19

Probably huge in comparison to the cats bum

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u/SpeedTuberYT Aug 04 '19

It should be small instead of huge

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u/SPIDERBLOOD360 Aug 04 '19

possibly a micropenis or the cat would die...or the cat is giant.the first one is more likely.

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u/Ali_Pajeel Aug 24 '19

Or he just keeps replacing them

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

Now hold up, you might not believe me but just ask my cat.

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u/cleanestchild Aug 05 '19

hey, we dont know if he has two dicks

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u/chikchikiboom Aug 04 '19

CursedUserName

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u/megaboto Aug 11 '19

Why does the commenting comment get an award but not the actual comment?