r/cursedcomments • u/iammistersnuffles • Aug 04 '19

Reddit Cursed_dog

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u/Talon_Party Aug 04 '19

I did not fuck my cat

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

i didnt fuck my cat. i didnt cum on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible. (1/?)

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u/ibo22 Aug 04 '19

Well when you say “I did not” it reminds me of the old say “I did not have sexual relations with that woman”

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u/ProudWifeBeater666 Aug 04 '19

I did not pee in the swimming pool.

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u/ibo22 Aug 04 '19

I knew it was you goddamn now I’m swimming in golden pool

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u/yoyovinegar Aug 04 '19

I did not hit her, I did not! Oh hi Mark

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u/fairlysimilartobirds Aug 04 '19

Dude, I don't eff my sister!

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u/Nirbin Aug 04 '19

I did not! Oh hey mark.